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/LIT/: Dr. Harris, I'm /LIT/.
/K/: He wasn't alone.
/LIT/: You don't get to bring friends.
DR HARRIS: They're not my friends.
/K/: Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.
/LIT/: And why would I want them?
/K/: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the columnist. The novella shitposter...
/LIT/: Girardfag??! ...... Get them on board, I'll call it in
[INSIDE PLANE]
/LIT/: The flight plan I just filed with the agency list me, my men, Dr. Harris here. But only one of you!
[PLANE DOOR OPENS]
/LIT/: First one to talk gets to stay on the aircraft!!!
/LIT/: Who paid you to grab Dr. Harris? [No answer, gun fire past head out open door] He didn't fly so well! [Pulls guy back in to plane] Who wants to try next? Tell me about Girardfag!! Why does he write informative and thought-provoking posts!?! A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!!
GIRARDFAG: [Still has black hood on] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
/LIT/: At least you can talk. Who are you?
GIRARDFAG: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[/LIT/ SLOWLY TAKES OFF HOOD]
GIRARDFAG: No one cared who I was until I went incognito.
/LIT/: If I closed that tab would you die?
GIRARDFAG: It would be extremely painful....
/LIT/: You're a big guy!
GIRARDFAG: For you
/LIT/: Was getting caught part of your plan?
GIRARDFAG: Of course..... Dr. Harris refused my offer in favor of yours, we have to find out what he told you about me.
DR HARRIS: Nothing! I said nothing!!!
/LIT/: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!
/LIT/ Operative: Sir!
/LIT/: Now whats the next STEP in your masterplan?!
GIRARDFAG: Crashing this board!........With no survivors!
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wow. wow wow
>also wow
/lit/ mimetosphere: all glory to
>4 evah & evah
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unironically the coolest, awesomest, most memetastic thing i have read.
thanks, OP. the legendary Bro-Fist of Figaro: given.
>what's the next STEP
fufufufu
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you idiots are giving girard a bad name
stop
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>>9795165
>>9795209
>tfw successfully summoned Girardfag
I have posted well
>>9795238
/lit/ must sacrifice Girard in order to be a functioning community
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Truly, TRULY terrible.
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>>9795714
plz don't photoshop RG's face onto harvey dent
i mean it
plz don't do this or something
it would only be exactly the thing i need/don't need to fuck my shit up royally
>/lit/ must sacrifice Girard in order to be a functioning community
true
>/lit/ must sacrifice girardfag in order to be a functioning community
a boy can dream
>dem pitchforks
>dem fires
>dat crackling flesh
>dat bataille reader
>hnng
>and here i thought i'd never accomplish anything
>achievement unlocked: be ritually destroyed
oh man if only
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what's the difference between a terrorist group and an angry mob?
the terrorists have a fatal addiction to irony
>just girardfag things
>inb4 CIA kicks in the door
>check this meme my guy
>*waterboarding intensifies*
>*chokes* *gasps* you know it's interesting what de sade said about that. actually i think it was deleuze -
>*sound of beatings, electroshocks*
>*record scratch* *freeze frame* yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation
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