>in bookstore >buy new hardcover of The Brothers Karamazov

>every read this
>every
kek

>>9792138

that was funny

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>every read this
ok

>>9792138
>>place book on counter, i say "every read this?" in a mocking snarky tone

This is why your thread is going to fail.

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>>9792138
> i say "every read this?" in a mocking snarky tone

>>9792138

>every read this

laughing more than i should be

>>9792138
hipster feminist has a good point, i don't think I would come up with that sort of talking point right on the spot being asked about brothers

>>9792138

I am writor.

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>>9792138
>i think it has one of the best portrayals of the devil"
wtf does she no the devi?
How can she say that?

>>9794082
what, is she refering to the grand inquisitor as the devil? if so, then it's not really fantastic to believe; that chapter is the book's most famous, and that quip has been said before.

i would have been more impressed if she said, "yeah, i like how d-stoy focused on a group of kids after that wild chapter when dmitri got arrested. what a narrative genius—right, customer?"

>>9794155
no, friend, when ivan meets the shabby guy. sheesh.

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>>9794162
then disregard >>9794155, i suck cocks

>>9794259
it's okay. it was a great scene, i preferred it to the grand inquisitor. i haven't read the book in quite some time and we all have only pieces of books. i'm sure you recall plenty i don't!

>>9792138
Why would you pretend to have read a book you're literally buying.

>every
>v
>e
>r
>y

>>9792138
>read this?
>every
>shh bby is ok

It's like none of you have actually read the book.

>>9792138
To be fair, it does have the best portayal of the devil.

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Today I read David Foster Wallace for the first time.

I cried. I swear.

I'm writer.

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>every read this

>>9794832
The Seafarer has a pretty good portrayal of the devil.

>in the book store
>move all of the bibles to the fiction/childrens section

I've been banned for numerous stores for doing this, but it is worth it

>>9794882
wardine be cry

>>9794882
Wardine? Is that you?

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>in library
>challenge library volunteer to a debate on homer
>he was a tenured professor who knew ancient Greek
>he wrote his thesis on the Homeric Hymns
>he completely destroyed me
I still want to kill myself when I remember this.

>>9796217
>knowing ancient Greek

What a waste of time

>>9796093
kek, nice. *brofists*

>>9794082
honestly she probably has to deal with stuff like this a lot from piece of shit people like OP.

>>9796251
kys

>>9796217
Why? Didn't you learn interesting new things from a subject that obviously interests you in that debate? Were you AFK or what?

>>9796285
Kisses to you too. :)

>buy book
>cashier lady asks if she should wrap it in present paper
>n-no

>>9792138

>in bookstore
>get a copy of the divine comedy from shelf
>go to counter where some tired looking early-20s guy is waiting for the shift to end
>thrust the book in his face
>"THIS is about HELL. Is that FUNNY to you?"
>he just stares at me
>walk out without paying for it and toss it into a nearby town center trash bin

>>9794279
Can't believe it took so long for someone to say this.

>>9794827
It's like you're surprised

>>9796217
can you elaborate on this

>>9792138
>be me lol
>go in bookstore
>obtain book from shelf
>i heard the book was good or otherwise was enticed by its cover and synopsis
>walk to the counter
>i paid for the book
>went home and read some of the book
>next day i read a bit more of the book
>got a little bit busy so i didn't read the book the next day
>finished the book later that week
>kek

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>>9798557
noice

>>9797012
underrated post

>>9797012
That sounds like some mitchell and webb skit honestly. well done.

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>>9792138
>"every read this?"

>>9797012
First time I laughed all day.

Also, I can't tell if you're all making the same stupid joke or if you all legit believe there was any devil in this book. Wasn't that the second coming of Christ?