This is gonna sound weird but how would one buy a copy of Dianetics

if u want to join a big money cult, mormonism seems like a better bet

>>9770955
They can't possibly keep tabs on everyone who looks into scientology since Project Chanology turned it into a meme. Besides many organizations already have a complete profile on you.

u gotta give scientologists credit for carving out a little niche in hollywood tho, that must have took some serious grit

you end up reading yourself into their channels or something and thats how dianetics works. Im not sure that you can call it a cult because that's how regular language works and that's why it's regular. When you advocate for normal language you get a tryst of fund, meaning you bank on a dwelling, and that makes it entirely despondent of meaning. The only way you can really manage something like avoiding abduction is to not bother with the sense that the world they inhabit dianetically coincides with your own. It can't be habitable. It makes too much sense. It would go against their will.

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>>9771036
wat

>>9771152
i think thats how scientogists talk, they use a shitlord of weird jargon and narrowly redifined words to confuse and impress gullible plens, sort of like what marxists do but wackier

>>9770982
>Implying it's hard to sell New Age religious shit to liberals

>>9770955
just buy a couple dozen copies of battlefield earth with it and they'll leave you be.