ITT we come up with aphorisms that sound """deep"""

All livings things on this world are alive, and thus deserve special attention.

>Everything you accomplish is a step closer to the best possible you
>When conflict arises, be the voice of reason and avoid it

We all end up looking like the pills we take

>Consciousness is merely unconsciousness multiplied

We're one race -- the human race.

Suffering is pain. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>9763176
if the world is against you, its their fault not yours

>>9763541
This is true though

>>9763527
We're one gender, the human gender

nature knows not a mercy,
to pray is to accept defeat

People don't think it be like it is, but it do.

I can disagree with myself, so I definitely exist.

The nation is an extended family.

Only once a nation fells its leader may the populace be and populace do.

Love others to love yourself.

>>9763176
You have learned to think of yourself as bad; now you must work on thinking of others as no worse.

It is true what is said, that there is no truth except for that which you hold to be true.

Black lives matter

Looking back, remember that every step was necessary to get you where you are.

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>>9763905

My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations.

>>9763929

That's pretty good though

>>9763970
The difference between a good quote and a bad quote is the reader

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Depending on the circumstances in which we are born into, the capacity that we may hold to our lifes work may differ. And so I say, how can a lawyer or doctor be any better than a crackwhore?

>>9764038

Woah

You can count all the seeds in an apple, but you can't count all the apples in one seed.

>>9764038
kek

>>9764150

But thats actually really good

why do these "come up with a shitty meaningless quote" threads always have the best quotes??

>>9764190
I sat for a minute wondering how the fuck is that good

Then it just struck me, holy shit! I wonder how you even pondered it long enough to think of it that way

And I really do agree it's very insightful actually

>>9764150
but technically you can't count all the seeds in an apple because those seeds will become apple trees which will themselves produce apple seeds, and on ad infinitum

>>9764190
>why do these "come up with a shitty meaningless quote" threads always have the best quotes
the /lit/ userbase might not be very smart

>>9764200
In one given moment the apple will have, say, 10 seeds
The "you can't count that" comes in play for the later part, you can't coun the apples in a seed. You think right, but the way I think is the same thing but for the seed, the seed may grow up into a beautiful tree that seasona fter season produces tasty apples.

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>>9764223
>t. brainlet

>>9764237
No I understand your point but argue that it should just be counted for an indivudual momenta nd not forever

But I suppose you're right in that I'm a brainlet, why treat the apple that way and then not do the same for the seed

Beauty is in the eye of the tiger

It's not that we are, what we eat, as much as that we aren't, what we excrete.

A broken clock is right twice a day, but a late clock is never right

Hard work is the hallmark of a fool.

>>9763551
I clothes my eyes and seize it

All water is the color of drowning.

Don't think about what you don't do, marvel at what you do do.

love is chemicals in your brain, not your water

God is real. If he wasn't real, how did the banana fit perfect into man's hand?

Split up, complex water. Let a simple man enjoy you.

>>9763929
I like this a lot.

Pain is a natural response to things that harm us. So if nature responds, why don't we?

>>9764926
2close2home fampai

>>9764922
Kek, almost sounds like William Blake

>>9764150
this one is great

If life is a chimney then I am the fire

>>9764924
I clench my fist and beet it
I lite my torch and burn it

>>9763493
Lmao

>>9765276
I am the beast I were ship

The only difference between a bald millionaire and a street urchin with flowing locks is how much hair is on their heads

>>9763176
It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm the Chinaman.

Sometimes you have to kill a few crows before you get autism from the sun rays that exhibits modern rays of death like the valley that's in a desert or something like that and the dog licks an apple in that there desert with a pizza and the pizza says to the dog "woof" as that's the dogs language and crows know it to like almost as perfectly as both the dead dogs who died from heat stroke at a young age of 29 human revolutions around the equinoctial center of the earth's gravitational field that pulls down apples with the spit of dogs and werewolves who are men who were dogs who eat men because that's relatively simply what dogs eat relatively to the physics of mechanics of the universe n' junk and stuff

Don't try to run from yourself because you are always where you are.

>the crows are callin my name thought Caw

>>9766467
Sorry about this post. It's my autism.

>>9764038
pot eel

>>9764722
lel, this one really captures the spirit of what this thread was supposed to be about

>>9763176

OP is not a faggot.

>>9763548
Underrated

Truth is true until it isn't

>>9764038
eternally btfo

Write what you think you'll know and eventually you will.

If you never seize the moment, then the moment seizes you.

If this all -- this life, the fears, the hopes -- is just going unto death -- then I am dying until I die.
And after I die I may live.

Every day you end up a little more dead

Life is like a penis. When you're young you want it to be long and full of glory, but when you get older you just want it to fuck off.

>>9763541
SJW detected.

>>9767159
that sounds like everyone on /pol/ though

>>9767165
True. I stand corrected.

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literally anything from inspobot

>>9766466
fucking lol

The boys from the hood are always hard. You come talking that trash, they'll pull your card. Knowing nothing in life, but to be legit.

And don't quote me boy, because I haven't said shit.

Instant gratification is only gratifying for an instant.

this thread is kekkin me hard

i want to say thanks to all your faceless anons for the laughs

>>9767188
i love this so much

thank you artfucker1996

>>9767055
I think that's actually the foundation of philosophy

>>9763176

these threads are always deep af by "accident#

>>9766466

kick ass and chew bubblegum tier.

>>9767206
>>9767206

is that the Queen?

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Everywhere is everywhere, nowhere is somewhere.

>>9764150
This is genuinely genius, anon. Please write it down, it encapsulates the potential that the next generation has.

>>9766466
Would download your mixtape if there was more wordplay like this

>>9767055
the basis of all science really

>>9767757
It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm the Chinaman
Tryna make it big, I spit lines more fire than
ever been spat before,
I've made mistakes again and again but then I didn't no more
This ain't no kicking ass and chewing bubblegum shit
Life is like a chimney, and I'm the fucking firepit

A correctly cooked egg smells not of sulfur

Everyone shits in the same hole.

>>9763493
What does that mean?

>>9763176
This is the water.

And this is the well.

Drink full and descend.

The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

The largest one can see themself is where their life seems out of their control.

Easy recipe:

"The best (x=object/concept) is the one that (y=performs the opposite of the expected or accepted function of x)

"The best meal is that which makes you hungrier."
"The best conversations are the ones where your mouth stays shut."
"A brothel can be holier than a church"

etc.

Tread not through the blighted land, but cultivate it, for elsewhere does not exist.

>>9768214
The Chesterton quote model.

>>9768287
will look out for this on /r/4chan

>>9763559
underrated

>>9764038
>le professional

>>9767152
kek

>>9767242
breaddy glued desu

>>9764150
What does this mean?

>>9763493
this is perfect purple hair millenial bait. thank you.

>>9767726
Kick gum and chew aa--uuaahahahaaaasss???!!!?!!?!!!!hhhaaahaaahaahaaaaacccjfggjhf

Try and try again, until you are the flightless bird that becomes the pulpy stain on the jagged cliff.

>>9763176
There is no use in grieving past errors, as they made you exactly who you are today.

Live life without judgment and you will soar in a state of boundless wonderment. Judge and you will remain stationary, chained to your thoughts.

The only glint of optimism in my life is that I am me.

>>9768304
The best fat catholic cunt is the worst thin Lutheran penis

>>9767188
This is the kind of profound observation that green is making a living from.

>>9768772
Yeah? And I fucking hate myself.

A sturdy roof can support water... And sometimes feet.

"The biggest idiot could become the smartest man if only he believes in himself."

"Give me hell so that I may find heaven here."

Trusting is wanting and wanting is trusting

There are only two paths in life. The right one and a detour that leads you back to the right one.

Dogs and cats aren't so different after all.

>>9763176
sexuality is like wavelength

>>9763176
'deepness' is for pseuds

>>9768172
underrated, syntax makes it work

A horse who breaks its leg may not get up again

Even the sweetest apples turn to shit in the belly.

Life begins where the footsteps end.

>>9771628

yo dats mad deep brah

life is like a box of chocolates

>>9771628
For the rest of us it's called 'depth'

>>9772221
that's why the scare quotes are there.

>There's no such thing as an impossible thing; just things that have never happened so far.
I'm sure I can word this better though.

>>9768761
I like this one the best. Squawk.

I think, therefore I am oppressed.

>>9764150
>tfw anons joke aphorisms are better than my real ones

>>9764150
If you throw that seed down the drain your can write off all those future apples, thus bringing the count to a precise zero.

>>9764911
But a clock that runs late is righter than an clock that runs early because hey, the former was right just x minutes ago.

>>9764985
This is beautiful, alliteration and all.

>>9763176
"Everywhere you look, you're facing eternity."

>>9765145
Not to mention man's cock fitting so perfectly snuggly into another man's boypussy.

>>9772367
If you can see the future, you can also count the amount of apples in any seed. If you can't, you can't be certain that there won't be anybody down in the sewers to pick up that seed and plant it.

Think about that.

>>9765275
If life is a chimney then I'm a particularly fat Santa.

>>9768184
You mean from the same hole.

>>9763548
Kek

>>9772398
Wait, it's the other way around.

>>9771501
Fuck off bill.
Don't you have some cuck porn to "study"?

>>9763548
10/10

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>>9764038

>>9768346
gotta get them internet points to fill this void.

>>9768761
what if you're already an Emu?

Breathing: if we don't do it, we die.

A sidewalk in the worst condition is the only one you'll know you've reached the end of without looking down

>>9764985
>marvel at what you doodoo
slippery, smooth but cleanly intact, keratin-orange, comfortably damp afterfeel, beautifully coiled

A ceiling is only as high as the walls that support it.

Sometimes you need to fall on your face to see where you are going

>>9768287
This doesn't make sense without the context of the thread. Put the OP in there

>>9763176

A blind lamp does itself no favors

stick that silvertongue up my ass cause you needa eat shit

A => B
A
----------
B

Anime was a mistake.

>>9763176

The tiniest mouse is smaller than the largest elephant

If all knives were blunt all backs would be bruised.

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You are a tree, not a leaf. You are a forest, not a tree. You are the earth not the forest. You are the universe, not not the earth. You are both the murderer and the murdered. You are god.


Can anyone comprehend the meaning of the above? You must try acid/shrooms to understand.

All is possible, I binge on an orange. I rhyme the unrhymable, I do the undoable.

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>>9764926
>

If my love for you was an ocean, would you drown in it or continue clinging on to your ex's sorry ass.

If you don't stack up on your semen, you might turn into a heathen

>>9766478
gold

>>9764926
what the fuck
even the filename
oh God.

>>9764038
FUCKING POST-STRUCTURALISTS GTFO MY /lit/ REEE

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>>9773715
boi tf u say mane

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this thread is totally radical my dudes

The worst thing in your life gives you the most joy

>>9772292
>There are no impossiblities, only things which have yet to happen.
Better, anon?

>>9775346
i read this as "blacks"

it was funnier that way

The greatest strides start with baby steps

It is better to be blind and pretend you are not, than it is to be average and pretend you hot

"It's not over until the fat lady sings"
Untrue, says I, for there was never a fat lady.

>>9764379
Risen' up!

When you're far from someone , you can't tell if they are irunning towards you or running away

>>9777389
>>9775210
>>9769925
>>9767072
>>9764926
These read 100% like Coelho/Murakami/Żulczyk.

/lit/ can be rad at times.

Don't let the brainlets fool you, this thread is fucking gay.

you dont have to be an extraordinary person to start something,but you have to start something in order to be extraordinary!!!!

>>9777434
One's brain contains not one's own knowledge but knowledge it has itself have collected.

if you are what you eat then i am word salad.

i played harmonica with her teeth

Equal opportunity does not mean equal outcome.

Everything its incomplete.

>>9777487
Sounds like a line from Xavier: Renegade Angel

>>9772404
Scooby-Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

In jail no one cares if you're the Buddha.

Fools and tyrants are very alike, they try to alter the facts to fit their opinions, which is worrisome if you're a fact that needs altering.

>>9775170
Underrated

>>9763905
Are you enjoying your time at Stanford?

>>9775399
You don't need to take acid to understand transcendence.

>>9777966
I really like this one desu.

>>9763176
>what doesn't kill you makes you stronger


Bullshit

>>9768304
The best muumuu is the one which hides nothing.

>>9778501
t. probably a leftist

>>9776670
It's not OC of course:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/deep-thoughts-crows/n10346?snl=1
I can do that too:
>Passwords are like underwear: they should be private, and you oughta change them once in a while

Change is inevitable. Dump your bf

Whatever is done from love always occurs beyond good and evil.

Nothing matters to you most until the moment it matters the least.

Teleport behind nothing-personnel you kid(v.).

At the end of your life, you are lucky if you die.

Life is means to an end.

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good thread
would read again

life is 10 what happens to you and 90% how you react to it

Just be yourself :^)

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>>9779050
well done

>>9764223
The probability of an apple seed producing a tree that makes edible fruit is astronomical. All apple trees are grafted, you jackanape.

>>9779326
I see so all seeds past the very first one which made the first tree have been useless then?? Okay thank you now I am enlightened oh my oh me thank you

the worst thing an ex can do is be worth getting back after its too late

>>9775195
isn't this true though

if it was A implies B and you had B and then assumed A, that'd be the fallacy.

>>9763493
But I don't look red

>>9767209
>>9767726
>>9767757
>not recognizing vinceposting

>>9775143
>what are vaulted ceilings?

>>9778501
Norm?

>>9778808
kek

>>9780629
it's not "deep"

the funniest ones in this thread are tautologies/analytic truths

>>9764199
its on the same level as but teach a man to fish ...
its ok but not incredible.

The only thing worse than being wrong is being right

The truth isn't out there
It's right here

Don't move so much after eating because even
your dick vomits after moving too much.


I'm not very good at this

there is no such thing as truth, only untruth.

instead of pushing a wheel up a hill, let it roll down the hill

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they say every dog has it's day, Ray, but i'm a goddamn wolfe

don't stare at holes or you might become a hole or something lol

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Love is like a flower
It blooms and it dies
Sometimes it grows back
Sometimes it does not

>>9767242
You, sir, have clearly not tried drugs.

The worst storms are completely still.

>>9780841
That happend to me.

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>>9780841
fugg

blood may be thicker than water but without water there is no blood

>>9780758
Yes it's not amazing but to me my impression was that it was just very stupid and empty then you go back and think about it and it actually has something of substance so I was a bit surprised

All men are creations of both science and religion. Therefore, racism is wrong.

the hands that once held down my shoulders now clap for me

Fear not the unjust life, fear the unjust self that fears life.

Satan and God both spoke man's words

>>9775399
as above so below is the phrase for that

>>9763536
>>9763564
>>9763615
>>9763901
underrateds from first 1/10 of thread

>>9764150
count all the seeds in my jizz

If you never look inside, how will you know if you're alive?

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>>9763548

Only the illiterate can find the dumb in wisdom.

The more you fap the clearer your mind.

The reader is the true writer.

Before you judge, remember: we all weigh the same when in space.

The dog is a better liar than the cat.

Sperm is the germ from the worm that spurns.

>>9779050
Good one but i think i heard it before.

>>9765248
Yeah. I'm pretty sure there's something nearly identical in the Aphorism section of Marriage of heaven and hell

>>9783666

oh Satan

>>9783931
it's reddit of the conchords
>>9783666
good one

If you believe everything you hear you'll be right eventually

>>9763493
FIVE DAYS AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANT BY THIS

>>9784163
>five days
it's a staple of these threads

Taylor killed the bird

>>9763439
These made me laugh out loud and wake up my cat well done sir

>>9764038
This is MUCH better than this >>9763929 for the thread

we are as baby ducks.

whether the gods are inside or outside makes very little difference to whether there are gods

Wisely chosen words often go unsaid.

To mature, one must become as sophisticated as a beehive

Don't be afraid to make mistakes. You were a mistake too.

>>9786222
>My interaction with girls tbqh

Nothing can stop you as long as you don't get behind nothing.

Once there was nothing, but twice there was once.

When it won't go down, just pull it.

>>9763176
OP is a faggot, cast into the eternal flames of 4chan.

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>>9763548
This capricious content

>>9768168
That was actually 8/8 m8

>>9763176
What doesn't kill you has failed it's purpose

You best start believing in ghost stories,
Because you're in one...

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>>9765175
>>9763970
kys

>>9775143
This has great potential but need to be more grandiose. Maybe something like "The sky is only as high as the men who carry it" and if you really want to make it facebook tear photoshop the quote over a picture of Atlas.

>>9781945
Use thusly instead of therefore

>>9786739
How does one smile like that? His mouth is upside down but he seems to be smiling.

>>9768191
Small, round, bright coloured? Pretty sure it doesn't actually mean anything though.

It's better to shit your pants than to die constipated

>all the people in this thread who don't understand what an aphorism is
behead all tourists