ITT: We call out a name and post a book. If your name is called,

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Read this Hank you piece of shit

>>9749529

hank?

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Joshua, here's your book.

Shit, I saw a thread like this on /tv/ a while back. Someone called out "Chiron" which I found hilarious. But I was just watching Moonlight and the main character is named Chiron so it made me realize that's where they got it from. Real odd that this thread would pop up right after I got reminded of it.

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Satan

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Matt, read this

>>9749553
Already read it. Disgusting garbage for moralfag tools.

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>>9749559
Matt, actually don't read this. I'm overriding read this.

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Pajeet read this

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>>9749559
>>9749570

>>9749629
have fun michael

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Hi Brandon, please enjoy this book

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Just read it already, James

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Fucking read it Donald

John you should read the complete works of Sherlock Holmes.

>>9749527
fuck you i wont read this

>>9749789
This

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THIS ONES FOR YOU, TROY

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hi joe, please enjoy this nice book

>>9749877
too busy, willpower, sense of self and all that. no time to waste with shit like this. no hard feelings.

>all male names

>>9750041
please be in London

>>9750041
did you just assume Henry's gender?

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>>9750041
You asked for this, Karen.

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Hope you enjoy female rape fantasies Chris

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>>9750111
That goes for you too Christina

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Mohamed/Ahmed w/e, here you go

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Elizabeth and Gerard, you're up!

SAY MY NAME

Educate yourself Martin.

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>>9750799
oops

>>9750789
One of my names (the weird one) starts with letter "B", the other with letter "R"

>>9749633
wtf i hate you

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This is for you, Harry.

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>>9749604

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let's go Jacob

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You might fucking learn a thing or two Eric

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Have fun, Mark.

someone say my fucking name

>>9751512
>tfw Eric
>tfw I was about to read this
thanks Anon! I don't have any excuse now

someone else on this board is going to read this damn book already.

have fun Sam, enjoy the twist

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>>9751606
the twist is i forgot to attach the image

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Jeremy, you need to read more fantasy books instead of those old shitty books from the 1800's

>>9749527
fuck you, im not reading that

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Fuck, my name never gets mentioned in these things. It's a very common anglo name, fuck you guys

Anyways, read this Eric

>>9751651
Fuck, Eric is already mentioned.
Read it, Alex

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heres to any Ricky or Richards or Dicks out there that missed this one

>>9751651

Mine is a Greek name. I want to read a random book ;_;

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>>9751606
>>9751608
sorry I don't read weebshit you bowlegged faggot.

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It's pretty short, so you have no excuse, Andreas.

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I have a semi common unisex name please give me a book no one ever has.

>>9749527
get reading Zach and Brianna

Can someone name Noah
Please

>all human names

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>>9751554
Here you go [spoilers]daddy[/spoilers]

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>>9752011
You get what you ask for, Noah.

>>9752083
why would they ruin such a nice edition of such a nice book with those numbers???
oh wait...
>Folio Society
also: >mashing vols. 6 & 7 together

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Here you go, CORY, you misogynistic piece of shit.

>>9752083
look boring as fuck

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Calling all CHADS: https://salo-forum.com/index.php?attachments/sun-and-steel-pdf.1131/

>>9751951
>>>9751606 (You)
>>>9751608 (You)
take your adderall kid

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suck my dick Victor

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>tfw obscure name
>never get called in these threads

>>9752083
T-Thanks

>>9752397
shan't, but I will read your meme

>>9751512
Get fucked Mario

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Chew on some classic SF Logan

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>>9752044
For you, Scruffy.

>>9752412
>Iktf
French name that's unisex

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Get it while its hot Muhammad.

>>9751659

Holy shit I ordered a copy of this earlier, life sure is strange

>>9749559
Fuck. This is a book I've wanted to read for a while but I've always avoided because I think it will be bad for me.

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>>9752586
here you go Daquan it even has pictures

>>9752989
meant to be general reply sry

Anything for a chris

>>9749546
wtf I love this book

>>9752105
agreed. fucking terrible.

fuck folio.

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Matt -- Enjoy!

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George, read this shit

>>9751981
not reading because you stated 2 names...

>>9753288
I've read that before, it's pretty good actually, but it's a little heavy-handed with the satire (there's a reason a Modest Proposal wasn't named "THE BESTEST IDEA IN THE WORLLD!!!!"). His podcast is pretty good. And maybe I'm actually autistic because I just realized what you're doing with George

>>9751923
looks interesting. thanks for the rec friend

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Hey Paul, Read this and report back to me.

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Here you Marco, one of my favorites

>>9749767
C-can John get a do over?

>my top ten American name still hasn't been posted
Sad!

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Dr. Pavel...

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I'll expect a book report too, Brandon

>>9753708
Only has to be 3-4 lines long though btw

>>9752586
still on exodus

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Avery, I hope you like the book bin at Dollar General, dickwad

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Enjoy your river of tears, Oliver.

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Here you go Garret

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Hope you like rape, Bret.

>>9753796
Never thought I'd see my name correctly spelled here.

>>9753861
And I do like it.

>>9752459
thanks senpai, ill add it to my list

Bob.

>>9751955
Fair enough. I'll go search for it.

>all names from this galaxy

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tell me if this is any good, Sarah

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>>9751554
interesting, ill have to read it now

Read this instead, John and Hannah
>>9753619

>>9749547
Chiron is also an ancient greek name.

Also how fucking great is Moonlight, anon

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>>9752412
> tfw not an obscure name
> tfw common English name beginning with O
> my name is never mentioned in these threads

I just want a good book to read, guys...

>>9753789
I know this is probably an ironic post but I'll read it anyway because my name is never mentioned in these threads.

SOMEONE SAY MY NAME ALREADY ITS A REALLY COMMON AMERICAN NAME
I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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My name never gets guessed


>here you go dave

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>>9755036
Hamburger

>>9749559
fuck i didnt expect it to come so fast

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Read this Johan.

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>tfw your name will never be called because it's an old man's/woman's name

>>9750298
Fak

>>9751437
This looks good, thanks

>>9753363
You can include a female name too, that's allowed

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Read this, Reid.

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Andy, Thomas, Mitchel, Ivan, Jorge, Tai, Jesus, Jamie, Curtis, Lee and Tim

Enjoy, motherfuckers. I did.

>>9755885
added to my list

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Goldstein

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John

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Victor

>>9755885
I read the abridged version a long time ago (when I was in Year 10, so sophomore year of high school for Americans). Is it worth reading the full text?

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>tfw your name is from a country that never posts on this board
Read it for me Mike

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>>9754987
Here you go Oscar/Oswald/whatever the fuck your name is.

>>9751951
>cruel "march of death" described
>what is "Trail of Tears?"

Fucking Americans.

>>9751951
Grow some balls, faggot.

>>9753792
what about garrett? does that count? or gary?

>>9757178
what if your name is osmosis jones? is that close enough?

>>9749743
Thanks, looking forward to reading this.

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>>9753067
>>9749629
didn't know girls had taste

>>9757150
I actually just gave up on this la. Might take another crack at it though some other time. GR also looks tempting

>>9750041
girls don't read books bitch

>>9755885
>>9757155
It is very good, and the full text is not that long. Made me go from feeling pity to inadequacy to serious feels.

Give me something for Anthony

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>>9757556

>>9750111

I've had my main name and both middle names called out already. Jesus you people are evil.

Since you'll never call out my first name, how about you try calling my last name? It's a /lit/ as fuck last name, too.

>>9757594
Good shit, I'm due for a reread

No one ever calls my name

>>9757143
My name is jack so I'll take this

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>>9757237
Yes, also Kevin read this

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Get reading, robert and mary

>>9755885
Hey, that was not bad. Thanks.
>t.Andy
Give me another I am a sheep. Tell me what to like and think.

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>>9755336
Prudence/Esther/Eunace/Maud I hope you enjoy polyamory

Anything for Ben?

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>>9758152
read this

>>9749604
savage

Anything for a Kyle?

>>9749743
Will do.

Ha none of y'all candy ass mother fuckers got me

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>>9758406
Here you go Kyle...

>tfw my name will never be called
hint: it starts with L

Levy read moby dick

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>>9758434
Here you go Larry, Leonard, Lauren, or Linda.

Read Neuromancer, Logan.

Imad wants recommendations.

>>9755885
First time I see my name in these threads and it's a book I already read

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>>9758423
Fuck it I don't want anyone telling me to read anything else.

Peter, conor, ryan, Alex, Billy, Eric, Maddie, Rachel, Sonia, Erin, Olivia, Justin, Kelly

>>9758446
hint: it originates in the British isles

>>9749563
Of course Satan is a tripfag

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>>9749527
tfw when never being called in this thread because of having a spanish name while being caucasian

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Here you go Celia, a basic book for a somewhat basic bitch

Seriously though it's been like two months since I lent it to you and you haven't even touched it.

You read my Kawabata on the train and liked it, maybe that's more up your alley.

>>9752397
>https://salo-forum.com/index.php?attachments/sun-and-steel-pdf.1131/
Thank god my name is Vitor

>>9758542
ops, anon's link got nothing to do with it

>>9754523
I'm currently finishing A History of God and it's pretty good

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>>9749559
>>9749570
>>9753067
guys

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>>9750111
Well shit.
Jessie, this is for you.

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>>9758509
Here you go Liam. Rita, you're up too

>>9750338
The fuck, I'm never had my name called before. Never once has someone called Gerard. I don't what that is but I'll read it since you called me name

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Thomas and Veronica, enjoy.

read the Bible max

>>9752586
I've read the Pentateuch and the Book of Job, What else should I read?

>>9758639
But I'm Jewish.

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Emilia, Emily, Ellie, Emma & Eleanor, enjoy this book.

>>9758657
numbers and deuteronomy

>>9753600
looks good will read

>>9749743
Sweet, looks promising. Thanks.

>>9758582
My name is Jesse. Do I have to read it too?

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Nathaniel, Nathan, Nate, Nat

>>9758018
Not even close.

Got something for Nick ?

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>>9759849

Give some love to Gary
Jesus Christ

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David

>>9755040
>name is Dave
>literally was thinking of reading the Iliad soon

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Francesco, if you're out there

>>9752105
vol.6 is v. short

>>9758520
That's not a trip, newfriend

>>9759724
Thanks bud I don't get called too often

>>9753796

I thought the one t kept me safe.

>>9751151
already read it, what do?

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>>9752083
Fuck those Madeleine bisquits. this is gay, John read this :

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go on, Nicholas

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Hope you enjoy it, Brendan. I sure did.

Something for Bismark?

>>9751437
I don't know if I'll be able to read this. Isn't it kind of advanced? I'm only a beginner.

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Dimitri, read this.

>>9758611

Gerard is not that uncommon in English-speaking countries. Very popular here in The Netherlands though.

But Houellebecq is a brilliant read!

>>9750800
QUINE MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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Adam, for you.

>William still hasn't been called
Sad!

>tfw no books for a man from the land of the lochs

>>9759925
not him, but can you hook a 510 nigga up wit one of dem epubs, mobi, or azw3 nigga DAMN