What should I ask Tao Lin tomorrow at my evening writing workshop?

Is that the meme /mu/ author from 2013?

Hahahah I just googled him and he's fucking 35. What a sad chinky life.

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ask him what dressing he prefers with his salads now-a-days
also ask him if he knows nick land yet

>>9747413
Ask him for speedreading tips

Demand he go to bed

Didn't Tao go to jail got raping a crossdressing boy on his parent's bed

Should I tell him to throw the towel in because /lit/ no like him?

>>9747448
He literally raped that faggot into a woman

Or he raped a girl into being a boy

I can't remember

>>9747458
>Asserts thing as fact
>Admits having no knowledge of thing.

>>9747478
>fucks up greentext
>takes random internet shit seriously for no reason

Holy shit

Hello Tao, or Tao's friend

>>9747488
That greentext is in no way fucked Up

yo Tao, wassup.

I like most of your shit, but that mira gonzalez twitter book.. wtf were you thinking? some lazy ass shit right there. Your bullshit about twitter being 'real literature' convinced no one except yourself. Anyway, maybe you just wanted to bang her? i dunno.

Taipei, shoplifting etc all good though. keep doing you

ps
spent some time in taiwan and i loved it, been learning mandarin on and off for about 5 yrs, really helped me with regards to pulling punani

i've only heard of him because of viral marketing on /lit/

>>9747413

Ask him if his anemic style is related in any way to reading Hemmingway, or if he really thinks he's doing something original.

>>9747888
Every American writer's style is influenced by Hemingway you dumdum.

>>9747430

He is not in your writing workshop. Lin doesn't do anything except when he's paid well, and he doesn't go to your shitty little school. No reputable creative writing program meets in the summer, faggots.

>>9748280
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>>9747478
>>9747413
Go to bed Tao.

>>9748312
I'm not tired yet.