This weird thing happened the other day where I was sitting alone

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This weird thing happened the other day where I was sitting alone at a coffee shop and some guy came up to me and said hey you have stinky pussy, which I thought was weird cause I wash pretty much every day, except for the days where I don't like living, which is admittedly kind of often, like two or three times a week or so, but I'd washed that day and I also don't have a pussy, so the whole situation caught me off guard and made me first wonder if the guy was drunk or high or retarded or whatever, but he looked at me like I was supposed to answer him, like I was supposed to give him an excuse or justification for the stank of my pussy, and when I didn't say anything for a few seconds he just kept looking at me, he didn't even blink or anything, and so I tried a couple things, first I just tried staring into my book or computer or whatever and when that didn't work, which I knew cause I could see him in my periphery, stand-still as always, I went with my second option which was to double-down and stare back, but that was super uncomfortable and weird, so eventually I started with third, which was to take him seriously and answer with some vague sentiment like hey sorry I didn't mean to disturb you but I don't really have a pussy, and he said oh okay sorry and walked off.

Do you ever feel like some people have more insight into the world than you do? The whole "children/retards are actually more in-tune with the inertia of the universe than the rest of us" thing?