I have 20 pages left in my book before I finish it. Please convince me to go do it, my brain is tired. The book is canon, so it totally doesn't matter whether or not I'm getting a buzz off of it, like some cheap dime store drama.
>faggot doesn't realize you only need to read the first 20 pages of a canon novel to glean enough superficial observations about prose and subject matter to fake having read it for the rest of your life
>>9730328
Reading the classics feels rewarding, and what can I say, I'm an honest person.
>>9730174
Em...Go do it?
>>9730328
This is by far the funniest and most correct thing I've read on /lit/ in years.