what is some good french literature? more like voltaire,

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>>9722866
Schwob

>>9722866
>ywn NEVER be smiled at by a beautiful woman
Was my birth just a punishment?

>>9722948
pathetic.

>>9722948
Yes

Diderot - Rameau's Nephew

>>9722866
Balzac

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>>9722948
>See beautiful girl walking down street
>Desire to kill self increases exponentially

>>9722948
>Woman
>16

Roussseau

>>9722866
montaigne?

>>9722866
asterix

>>9723084
>see a red door
>want to paint it black

De Maistre

>>9722866
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

Life is a constant hell. No wonder I resent women too.

Also Voltaire is a hack and Candide is shit even for a satire.

>>9723171
came here for this hahahahah

>>9723171
Read some De Sade anon.

>>9723102
Perfect.

Maupassant ?

>>9722866
Diderot
Montesquieu
Montaigne
Rabelais

>>9722987
Jacques the Fatalist is great as well

>>9722948
>beautiful woman smiles at me
>after a few seconds I manage to contort my face in a crude parody of a smile in return
>turn 180 degrees and walk away

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>>9725091
>oh shit it's one of those social moments wait I got this

Buy some Molière my man. It's drama, but very good.
And Le Rouge et Le Noir by Stendahl.
Not to forget Emile Zola also, whose tomb is in the Pantheon were Voltaire's is.
Gustave Flaubert is, of course, standard French classic alongside Victor Hugo. But they're well-known for a reason I suppose.
Les Enfants Terribles by Jean Cocteau - I have a funny feeling you'll like this one.