>go to check out book >computer makes a beeping sound >"Oh

I don't go to libraries but you sound like someone I would trip if I saw you walking by

>>9703194

Yeah I'm sure you trip people up all the time kid.

>>9703201
I don't think he does.
It's not often you are aware of who's a scumbag or not.
Why don't you just pay your fine? You are what's wrong with society.

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>>9703188
You'll pay, nigga. The library always wins in the end.

"And they turned him over to the jailers to be tortured. 'I tell you the truth, you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.' "

>somehow get membership at exclusive library reserved for scholars
>start going regularly
>most "scholars" are liberal arts millennials getting a PhD
>Some QT's
>Watch them reading from my corner table and jerk off everyday
>Decide to start cumming inside books
>Spend the next week jizzing inside obscure philosophy texts no one reads
>Doing the same one day
>My eye catches something on the page
>Get distracted and begin reading while jerking off
>Come
>Most ecstatic orgasm I ever had
>Mfw it was to The Plurality of Worlds

>>9703625
good riddance to bad rubbish desu

>>9703318
>cozy series

I might have to read this.

>>9703188
I've had like $20 owed on my library account since I was 10

>>9703221
yEAH GOY, PAY UP!

What does /lit/ think of libraries? I honestly read 75% of my books from there because it's cheaper than buying the book. I also donate some of my used history texts that I no longer use to my local library so they'll get continually read.