>has sex with a married woman >recalls her husband from

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2017-07-01 02:18:45 Post No. 9702750
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 02:18:45 Post No. 9702750 [Report]

>has sex with a married woman
>recalls her husband from war to try and make him have sex with her so nobody realizes the affair
>her husband feels too ashamed to allow himself to relax while his fellow soldiers are still suffering in the field
>King David has him murdered in combat instead and marries his wife

Why is this guy represented as the perfect King, again?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 02:27:06 Post No.9702774
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 02:27:06 Post No.9702774 [Report]

>humans are fallible
>God recognizes this and admonishes our sins but loves us despite them
color me shocked

Anonymous 2017-07-01 02:28:00 Post No.9702776
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 02:28:00 Post No.9702776 [Report]

>>9702750
oy vey you anti-semite! king david(pbuh) was one of the greatest kings in all of human history!

Anonymous 2017-07-01 02:34:19 Post No.9702793
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 02:34:19 Post No.9702793 [Report]

>>9702774
>David does all this and gets away with a dead newborn and contention in his family
>Random priest reflexively touches ark of God to stabilize it while it's being transported and gets killed instantly by God

Anonymous 2017-07-01 02:37:09 Post No.9702798
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 02:37:09 Post No.9702798 [Report]

Trying to interpret religion literally .. lol. Why is it a pastime on /lit/ to parade one's autism and inability to view things in anything but the most literal way?

Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:23:43 Post No.9703184
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 05:23:43 Post No.9703184 [Report]

>>9702750

You do realize that his entire kingdom came inches from absolute destruction as a result of this act?

ie. he still had to do some serious repenting toward God in order not to literally lose everything he had

Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:08:40 Post No.9703369
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Anonymous 2017-07-01 06:08:40 Post No.9703369 [Report]

>>9702793
exodus 33:20
touching him is probably more brutal than looking at him.

>>9702798
>not grasping the simultaneous literal and figurative meanings of every verse
baka

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