>scan library card and book
>message pops up on terminal screen asking me to wait for assistance
>stern looking lady approaches me with two security guards
>"sir, could you please follow me. this will only take a moment."
>they lead me to small room with a few waiting chairs
>i sit down and notice that the guards are blocking the exit
>lady assures me she will be back in a moment and enters an adjoining room
>she closes the door behind her and i notice that on the door is written 'penis inspection lab'
i can hear her putting on rubber gloves. what do i do?
>>9702723
>not wanting a sexy librarian/lab technician to jerk you off into a sample cup
I have some bad news for you son
>>9702723
Kek. Nice greentext, lad.
lmfao this shit going on r/4chan
>>9703134
What's a lomper?
>>9703164
Lol being this out of touch with /fa/ it's a romper and it's literally a one piece outfit. More common for women then men.
>>9703134
I've been laughing for a solid 5 minutes holy fuck
>>9704869
why do rompers always have to be short-shorts tho? can't they make a hip-hop romper that like goes to ur knees at least
>>9703164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37BdS5KH9K8
good lol thread guys