Has there ever been a more embarrassing interview in the history

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>>9696866
he couldnt lol

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>>9696866
Behold:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2BJSV8Q1Yw

>>9696866
>he can still live with himself
I have some bad news for you, buddy.

>>9696924
>>9696900
feeding the troll this hard..

>>9696911
tao knows EXACTLY what he's doing m8

the guy is probably the best actor in the world

>>9696911
Does Tao still shitpost here or did he only do it to promote Taipei?

>>9697062
"TAO LIN" probably still has his google alerts on

>>9697062
go to bed, tao.

>>9696911
This is fucking gold I'm reading Tao this summer.

>>9696931
>troll
return to reddit, if you will

>>9696866

The one he did with Charlie Rose was pretty bad too.

>>9696911

goddammit i think i'm in love with her

>>9697714
She got Tao'ed after that interview.

>>9696866
Everyone looks silly if you freeze-frame them at the right time. I personally liked DFW a lot more after seeing that one.

>>9696911
Her vocal fry is off the charts. Unwatchable.

>>9697581
Charlie tries so hard, too

silverblatt or nothing

>>9696866
Link?

>>9698076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkxUY0kxH80

>>9697741
>vocal fry
not to mention the high rising inflection.

actually, the combination of the two indicates that she's insecure and therefore vulnerable to my sexual advances.

>>9696866
Yeah, it's weird because he's uncomfortable, but you can tell he's trying his best, and he says a lot of interesting stuff. Honestly the worst part is not DFW looking weird, it's the camera man shitting himself and saying stupid shit.

Also, wasn't he treated with shock therapy at that time? That's why he looks so weird I guess.

>>9696911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjcOK2T0lPo
>My favorite part is the woman on the far right who spends a few moments trying very hard to look like she is deep in thought.
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>>9698748
why is the camera man such a fucking cunt? and also why is the second highest comment a guy defending the cameraman?

>>9698819
>why is the camera man such a fucking cunt?
My guess is that he's shitting himself because what he understands of Wallace is hitting him close to home. But I might be wrong.

>and also why is the second highest comment a guy defending the cameraman?
If I guessed right, maybe he's shitting himself as well.

>>9698833
no because wallace is a pretentious pseud

>>9698730

>she's insecure and therefore vulnerable to my sexual advances

She handles a challenging situation remarkably well though. Spending time with an autist and coming out relatively unscathed isn't easy.
Also I dislike vocal fry when it's loud and aggressive but her vocal fry is ASMR-like.

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>>9696866
he's deep in the water

>>9697062
He rides tricycles.

>>9698833
>My guess is that he's shitting himself because what he understands of Wallace is hitting him close to home. But I might be wrong.

it's because the cameraman can see through wallace's bullshit, and it's making him conscious and sweaty, plus who knows maybe the camera man was a real alpha stud and it's making it harder for wallace to impress the female interviewer knowing there's this big macho proletarian staring over her shoulder judging him and literally looking down on him, lol it's so great dfw killed himself, he really deserved it

>>9698560
>ywn have the cute German interview girl
>tfw Davey probably ravished her all night

>>9697568
>reddit meme

Really unwatchable, he applies ideas relentlessly to distance himself from every question. It's like he's incapable of independent thought.

>>9696866
I took a creative nonfiction course with him at Ponoma back in '94. We weren't allowed to show anyone our essays outside of the class for some reason. He seemed naturally intelligent, didnt need to look at any notes or textbooks or prepare for any lectures, he just knew his stuff and was super casual.

I saw him talking to a girl on campus one day. He uncharacteristically wore a Fila sweatsuit, the kind that looks like it's made from the same material as parachutes, and trainer sneakers with a matching bandana. That was his pussy hunt outfit apparently. Several times a week, same outfit, I'd see him hitting on women in it. I once saw him wearing it while carrying an identical outfit from the dry cleaners, he had like 4 sets of same Fila sweatsuit.

I asked him about it in class and he said we aren't allowed to discuss anything unrelated to class while inside class, the same way we can't show anyone outside of class our essays. A student called out "but Dostoevsky isn't in this class and last week you talked about replicating his black tea obsession to test its affects on your own writing". Wallace stared blankly at the student with dead eyes for 30 seconds in dead silence then said "you just got knocked down a full letter grade. Any other smart asses? Didn't think so." and pushed up his glasses with his index finger.

I remember telling myself this guy will either be super successful or kill himself.

>>9700852
nice copypasta

>>9700852
not bad

>>9700852
had me laughin

>>9700852
This is very good

>>9696911
what in the actual fuck

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>>9696900
Hey can I save these two Party Rockin' Pepes?

>>9701216
yeah

>>9701996
Its too late now, I'm on my phone. All I got on here is gigs of scat porn