Leave this board and never return if any of these apply to you:
>you read any form of genre fiction
>you barely know your classics
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level
>you think everyone's opinion should be accepted and respected
>you speak a single language
>you read contemporary versions of Shakespeare or Milton
>you read for the plot
>you read for entertainment
>you rarely read nonfiction
>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy
>you don't have at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
>you have little to no understanding of literature outside of your cultural horizon
>you have little to no understanding of literature within your own cultural horizon
>you mostly read contemporary literature
>you believe 'the author is dead'
>you make your literary analysis proceed from ideology
>you think intricate prose is 'pretentious' and that the author 'should just get to the point'
>your rarely read poetry
>you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity
>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism
>you tend to refuse to judge works for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of literary authorities
>you rarely read for more than one or two hours straight
dont you get bored of posting this?
>>9696304
>>you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity
Always make me laugh.
How many hours do you read a day?
>>9696368
10-14 (not OP)
>>9696304
Leave this board and never return if any of these apply to you:
>you keep making this stupid shitposting thread
>>9696376
i hope you are maintaining a healthy life outside of reading anon
>>9696368
op here. I've been reading all day except when I had to make breakfast and lunch
I wanted real answers
>>9696304
>you tend to refuse to judge works for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of literary authorities
Judging by most of the other points this one really feels out of place.