>Dumbledore was always gay >Hermione was always black >Hogwarts

whomst here hat ever has read that harry the potter?

>>9694136

joycean

>>9694136
>>9694138

these are both me i samefagged

>>9694136
thesis
>>9694138
antithesis
>>9694140
synthesis

when I was 14 I used to imagine harry was a twink and I cum sometimes in bed thinking about it

>>9694146

how do you cum?
like do you just blast it into your underwear?

>>9694148
lol no I have sock for that

>>9694152

Doesn't it get crusty and jagged and hurts to put your dick in?

>>9694154
no

what a good thread

Your mother is gay and black and definitely culturally diverse

>>9694142
good post

Now this is actually the closest thing to a good Harry Potter thread.

What the fuck is wrong with you all

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>Another thread where autists bitch about Rowling's desperate attempts to stay relevant

>>9695458
Well, that actually hasn't happened yet in this thread. All we really have is a guy talking about fapping to harry potter. Which I dare say is an improvement.

>>9694142
I think I understand Hegel now

>>9694146
w-wew

>>9694136
>>9694138
>>9694140
>>9694142
Best posts on this board in months

>>9695500
Will you at least consider going back?

>Harry Potter

Get the fuck off this board you infantalised piece of shit

>>9695979
Pleb.

Who cares?

Plebshit, PC or no, is plebshit.

>>9694133
>Hermione was always black
>describes multiple characters in multiple HP books as "blackfaced"
>but not Hermione
How has no one called her on this? And to my burger brain/ears the term 'blackfaced' sounds like subtle racism though I know it's not a racist term.

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Guys when I was younger I used to shove a toy harry potter broomstick that vibrated up my ass and then go on omegle. I would get old guys to skype me and have them tell me what to do with it. After we had both ejaculated I would tell them that I was underage and that I had recorded the whole chat and video. I would then black mail them into buying me things. It worked like five out of ten times. Looking back on it now I didn't even really need or want the shit I made them buy me. I just really enjoyed the feeling of blackmailing someone with a nimbus 2000 still vibrating in my ass. It was positively magical.

Fuck Hermione, don't you all just wanna bust a nut while reading Luna's half-baked aloof musings on nothing too interesting in particular?

I feel like Luna's eyes would roll back and she'd be gurgling still about some centaurian cheese or whatnot, while deep throating my cock.

>>9696143
This, Hermione is Asuka aka reddit bitch. Meanwhile Luna/Rei is the patrician's choice.

>>9696164
Switch Asuka with Rei and you're 100% dead on.

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>>9696176
you have to go back

>>9696176
>>9696191
Rei is obviously Reddit, it's even alliterative