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I go to /v/ to talk about games!

Sometimes my willy feels nice

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I only get turned on by virgins so I'll fuck my girlfriend/wife only in the ass so that she will be able to turn me on forever.

Ah, there he is.
That motherfucker.
What a tool.

Bleep bloop poop shoot

In the particular lies the universal, to paraphrase an Irishman. Also in the particular lies singular uniqueness—tunes never sung before, paintings never rendered. But the pattens reoccur painfully. So many destinations reached and reached, over and over, by man and his sister and mother. Nothing is original, everything has been written, script thought: I hear my coworkers say, and recoil in sympathy. Sure, thoughts like this one have been composed a thousand times before, but infinite have yet to be, and to create them is the challenge, not only of mankind, but more importantly the original. Tomorrow is a blank slate to be vandalized—cart blanche beat black and blue. So, as a humble narcissist, I compel everyone to strive towards authentic originality. Perhaps your endeavors will prove futile, but, as Dwayne Gretzky has pointed out: you miss all the shots you don't take. So take one, take two. Lights, camera, put the pen to action and carry water poured by the fountain of youthful ideas, or gather rainwater from recycled condensate. The point is that phrases like "bamboozled Betty and Walter White filed their taxes in the dark of their electricity cut home while listening to the original Peter Pan soundtrack, waiting busily for a phone-call from their dead son who lost his life in a piñata party gone awry, one late bottle sunk July day in the year of our antichrist 1772, just a wink before eschatology lost its charm and hula-hoops took teens by Katrina-like storm."

Shite it might be, or hype like hyphy.

i lick pandas