>open TheSorceror'sStone.pdf >control + f "stretched

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>open JoyceLettersToNora.epub
>ctrl+f "fart"
>computer crashes

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>>9684900
>>9684800

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>>9684800
>ctrl + f racism in mein kampf
results: 0

>>9684800
>open infinite jest
>ctrl+f "discernable talent"
>0 results

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>crack open Infinite Jest
>ctrl+F "discernible talent"

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>>9684993
>>9684996
Very nice.

>divine comedy
>ctrl+f "funny jokes"
>never laughed so much in my whole life

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>The Genealogy of Morals
>Ctrl+ F "volcel"
>Contract syphilis

you know, for someone who seemingly spends half of his life in some kind of literature-induced sublime ecstasy of aesthetic splendor, he invariably looks miserable

>>9685186
>implying you can decipher the facial expressions of a literary god

>>9685186
He has resting gatekeeper-of-the-western-canon face. I doubt you'd look any better with Bloom's responsibilities.

>>9685186
It's called Resting Patrician Face

>>9685191
>>9685193
>>9685195
sry, gonna go sit myself in a corner and copy hamlet's soliloquy a dozen times to atone for my sins

>>9685186
Imagine being the last defender of the Western Canon against the unwashed hordes of the School of Resentment, he can only but frown all the time from such indescribable toil.

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>>9685186
>>9685206


>health problems and operations throughout your whole life
>son spent life in and out of hospitals suffering from some sort of chronic disease
>0 colleagues because Yale hates you
>students don't want to fuck you anymore
>no one cares about reading and literature anymore
>all your friends are dead from old age
>definitely going to die any minute now

>>9685296
Right in my feels

>open Stoner.pdf
>Control+f "weed"
>DEA busts my door open

>open HaroldBloom.txt
>ctrl+f "years to live"
>0 results

>>9687211
too soon

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>>9685186
He's tricking you.