Hi I am new here! Am a bit nervous to start right away posting

lmfao

>>9671242
Did you really not have anything better to do?

>>9671242
Your mind is capable of handling an unknowable amount of variables. I know you can do it.

>>9671242
Drink his blood.

>>9671242
Start off by rereading the complete works of John Green. Many famous authors did not read wide but deep. Keep reading the works of John Green and pay attention to his literary devices as well as plots. Good luck!

>>9671242
>so I thought I should copy someone succesful
there you go, you answered your own question

One evening i was on omegle and there was a girl who thought i was john green. But she didn't look bad. Told her he was a hack and that his books lack depth and any sort of merrit.

We talked a small while and then she broke it off. Felt good.

>>9671373
you forgot to add that once you have read a john green book you must never read it again, place it on your shelf and admire it's magnificence, if you wish to read that book again you must buy a new copy, which once completed, you must place on your shelf next to the first copy.

this is how to enjoy literature.

no two books are the same, so you should never read the same book twice.

>>9671628
Wear a Mountain Goats t-shirt with exposed nipples and repeat that.

>>9671959
I don't get it, could you explain it.

serious question why does /lit/ hate John Greene? cuz he's successful at a genre /lit/ doesn't like?

>>9672049
Become John Green.

>>9672095
Na i'll pass. I'm part-pleb already, don't want to go the whole way.

>>9671242
If you figure out how to remake yourself in the image of John Green, please tell us how. He's one of greatest prose stylists of the modern era in my opinion. Whenever I get writer's block, I can often break out of it by opening one of his books to a random page.