Why the fuck does nothing happen in this book all they do

because its young adult fiction by a comic book writer

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>>9671089
Yeah but atleast in comic books they do crazy shit (pic related is a superhero who welds dead dogs to criminals' faces.) This is just boring.

>>9671080
My Dinner With Andre but for young "adults"

>>9671080

I think it was really comfy when I read it about 10 years ago

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>>9671135
Finally a chance to post this

>>9671135
>>9671162
I need to see this film but it's unavailable in the UK atm ;_;

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>>9671080
because books aren't fucking touhou speedruns. in literature, "action scenes" are usually a couple of sentences long. writing is a better medium for transcribing thoughts and dialogue than action.

also american gods is a shitty book.

>>9671180
>what is the internet

>>9671197
In all honesty, anon, I do like to own my films physically, especially if the edition of the film is worth getting your hands on (dual-format/bluray & DVD; Criterion; BFI; Eureka; etc).

>>9671180
You really don't tho, it's something that didn't need to be made into a film.

>>9671266
So invest in a DVD burner.

>>9671080
It's a picaresque, the point is the episodic-style travel and conversations

>>9671080
because this author is an untalented hack

>>9672648
To be honest I've been re-reading Sandman after reading American Gods and I'm coming to that conclusion. Gaiman seems to be enamored with his own cleverness despite not actually having anything interesting to say.

>>9672616
That's not what a picaresque is