>puts down a toni morrison novel
>cracks open the latest new yorker
>downloads an npr podcast
>goes to a free summer concert series
>gets hair cut at place that serves whiskey, like back when real men shaved with straight razors
>wears an untucked gingham shirt not over a t-shirt and catholic-colored topsiders or over-polished menswear wingtips
>waits three hours for a text from the new small plates pop-up restaurant
>orders the second least-expensive malbec
>tries to watch all the oscar nominees each year
>cannot believe how good the new rap album is
>goes to a coffee tasting
>orders a kindle and hard copy of the latest kwame ngobongo novel but listens to it on audiobook during his commute
>goes to four spinning classes a week
>talks about how busy life as a creative is
>buys a groupon for hamilton
>lives in new york city
>living
>has never tried psychedelics
>>9658581
I don't know what a lot of these words mean.
>lives in new york city
Why would anybody willingly do this? It's worse than New Jersey.
>>9658704
probably for the best
>votes for hillary clinton
>>9658581
>catholic-colored topsiders
lol america's weird as shit about believing in things that aren't real