Yesterday I had a wet dream involving my 3rd grade teacher reading to me. It was just me and her in the classroom. She faced the book towards me and was reading it while looking down. It is upside down from her perspective. In the dream I was just as impressed as I was back in 1981.
>anon, how about you read the next paragraph to the class
she says
>but teacher we are all alone
I quip
>start reading paragraph
>realize it is maya angelou's 4th autobiography
A strange dream to be sure, but my third grade teacher was attractive, so I feel fine.