I hate reading books. I've never finished a book in my life

>>9638609
if you read the best book ever written first, why would you read anything else afterwards? the joy of literature is at times, the pursuit of this greatest text.

but if you insist, my diary is that which you seek.

The Art of The Deal by Sun Tzu.

>>9638609
Try reading a short story you can find with a quick google search first. Go google "I have no mouth and I must scream" and go read that. Read the whole thing and then come back to this thread and tell us what you thought about it. I'll be waiting right here for you. C'mon, go read it. Not tomorrow, not later, not next year. Right now. Go.

>>9638609
>Give me the best book ever written
Leo's Toy Store

start reading short books like fahrenheit 451, of mice and men, notes from the underground, old men and the sea.
for amateur readers, an e-reader or tablet is advised. Screen computers are terrible for long sessions.

>>9639156
i'll add the trial to the list of enjoyable short stories.

>>9638609
Infinite Jest

>>9638609
Okay, sure, you don't like reading books. But are you curious? I bet there's some topic on Amazon that makes you get a little thought boner. Click that. Browse around a little bit, look for what people recommend in that section. Maybe someone you look up to has something to say. Read the summary. Read the sample. If you're not a complete retard, you will probably get interested. And don't sit with fucking Dota, skimming a PDF while you're respawning - of course that will be a hassle. Read and only read.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>>9638609
Just listen to audiobooks.
Look, one of my best friends doesn't like reading. She flat out refuses to read- but recently discovered audiobooks, and has been gobbling that shit up. Just go for it. Then if anybody asks, lie and say you read it.

>>9639729
>lie
no

>>9638638
Not OP but Jesus Christ. Those ten pdf pages really twisted me up

>>9638627
The Art of War by Donald Trump is the best

>>9639773
However, don't read The Art of Bait by Anon, it's 2/10 made me reply at best