>he doesn't use Grammarly Pro™ or Hemingway App™

>>9631936

God, that Hemingway App is awful...

>muh long sentences
>muh brain cant cope with more than two clauses
>muh cut it down to an expressionless stump
>much bettuur

>>9631971

Imagine if it was connected to a breathalyzer.

>muh you're too sober to write
>muh you're too drunk to edit

Goddamn authoritarian piece of shit.

>>9632182

I agree. Hemingway is shit!

>>9631971
It takes serious chops to pull off long, meandering sentences. What a lot of people here don't realize is that just because you eschew punctuation and paragraph breaks it doesn't make you Faulkner

>>9632297

Please take a crack at explaining what Faulkner is doing, then.

>>9631971
But grammarly

>>9632417
Faulkner writes plays without punctuation

>>9632417
There's a pretty big difference between making easily readable sentences and coming up with all sorts of autistic syntatic inventions or meandering on fampai.

>>9631971
simply epic

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great job hemingshit

>>9634175
Senpai your prose is unreadable.

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>>9631936
>being so shit at writing
>and editing
>and revision
>that you need a fucking app to do it for you
>because you're a lazy, poverty-stricken faggot whose work can't even motivate a good editor to fix it for free
Wow.

>pic related

>>9634175
Your writing gives me a headache just reading it.

>>9634175
Read more, we can all tell you don't

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>>9634182
>>9634259
really lit, REALLY

I had that Grammarly thing for a while until I got spooked and emailed them about what exactly gets sent to their servers for review and they had to admit that, indeed, everything I typed was sent and recorded on their servers.

Deleted grammarly and set my old computer on fire after having it for a few days.

iA Writer

>>9634182
>>9634553
>>9634259
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>9634175
Hemingway app is actually right there, though.The 2 yellow sentences give me a headache, and the red one makes me want to beat you to death with a hardcover copy of infinite jest.

Also,
>Aim for 0 or fewer adverbs
kek. I think that adverbs, when used by someone with a masterful grasp on writing, can be used to create sublime writing, but this made me laugh.

>>9634182
>>9634259
>>9634553
>>9635114
Inb4 they were only Pretending to be Retarded™

>>9635120
I'm sure a couple of us were. For Whom the Bell Tolls isn't anywhere near Hemmingways bext work, though, so it's not too surprising that a lot of people here have not read it. And I genuinely do dislike the passage that was posted.

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>>9631936
>he has to use a fucking app to edit his writing

holy shit you must be inept. have fun writing dogshit for the rest of your dumbass life.

Everything I post into Hemingway is apparently 'Post-Graduate', but rather than that, I think it's more likely that I'm just retarded. Dumb app.

It's almost as if Hemingway App specifically attempts to get your writing to a newspaper level of readability, and specifically only gives suggestions. You should be able to use shorter sentences you dumb shits.

>>9634175

You notice it's still graded at a "10", and it suggests a "9". >>9635393 is probably getting a "16".

>>9635137
>>9634250

t. unpublished soursops

https://www.jspell.com/public-spell-checker.html