What if Jesus was Lucifer all along and God made him a mortal

>>9630024
what if Jesus was a liar who used deceit to make everyone better people, but had his teachings corrupted by a retard named apostle Paul.

>>9630024
Then who was the guy that tempted jesus

This is why I quit smoking bud. You should too

>>9630066
Himself

>>9630030
How did he exactly corrupt them? Do you want to have your dick cut?

Reading War and Peace now and something Marya said activated my almonds and my questions are: a) is simplicity a Christian virtue and b)if it is why did Hermeneutics ever come about ?

>>9630101
He put the OT rage back in Christ's teachings. My dick's already cut :(
He did convince Peter to be less racist though.

There is some parable written where Adam confronts the serpent and recounts his spiritual journey from wickedness to finding the Lord or whatever, then the serpent transforms into an angel and says something like "behold the face of your adversary" and lets Adam into heaven

>>9630024
Put the bong down, OP.

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>>9630066
The demiurge

>Jesus was God's favourite; along with Lucifer
>Jesus is also called the morning star

Making more and more sense

>>9630024
Alternatively, what if jesus is lucifer and his mortal life and story we know was his way of usurping God

>>9630139
Damn, you have a source for that?

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>when you read the gospels and realize most Christians who claim to follow Jesus' teachings live the exact lifestyle he preached against and are going to hell
hahaha