Anyone else here /literarygenius/? This is not ironic, or a

>>9619909
You've come to the right place! I too am a literary genius. Here is my story.

This is not ironic, or a shitpost. I once made my attractive female English professor break down into tears with my genius. It was like the scene in Good Will Hunting where the math professor breaks down after Will easily solves the math problems he was given, saying "there are some days where I wish you didn't exist." She thought it was probably the best thing that she had ever read from the last 20 or so years. Yes, we did have sex eventually. I write the greatest work out there today. You pathetic posers will probably try to project onto me and deny it, but it's true, and I don't need to prove it to a bunch of sad anime-watching, hentai-jerking retards on the internet, so no, I will not post my work. No, I'm not scared or doubtful of my work, I just don't want my name to be ever associated with this sad little website. I have read most of the Western Canon, am fluent in 6 languages (Russian, Mandarin, Latin, Greek, Spanish, and of course, English), and my poetry and prose are both at the level of Joyce's. A different professor of mine once said that if I do not go down in literary history, then literary history has failed us. I once met with Bloom in person, where we had a deep and detailed conversation about Faulkner, and he told me that I was "incredibly competent and wise young man." My philosophy professor praised my work in philosophy, but as my true strength remains in art, also told me that a poem of mine "has the emotional depth of Coleridge and the precise linguistic mastery of Yeats." Upon graduating college, I will publish my masterpiece which will undoubtedly shock the literary world. It is profoundly imaginative, reaches a level of linguistic perfection on the level of Flaubert, and effortlessly dismantles the superficiality and degeneration of modern culture with a violent and powerful personal confession, reaching beyond the modern age to something much greater. I am 6'2" and very good looking, so I have many female admirers, but I have often ignored them for the sake of literary greatness. I have even received a love letter from a lovely petite brunette in my sophomore year. After being accepted into a highly selective program at my university (highly prestigious, of course, but I will not name it for the previously articulated reason), I have had the opportunity to work with the greatest poets alive today, all of whom have been blown away by my work. After publishing my work, I plan to study at Oxford or to travel around Russia, my homeland.

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>>9619909
Real gangsters move in silence

fuck off slavefucker

If one is a genius, they know it better than anyone, and surely have better things to do than waste their genius on a ceaseless internal dialogue about being a genius, which habit is in truth the abode of narcissists and anxiety ridden underachievers.

>>9619909
Your writing here is tedious and full of grammatical errors. But the world is barren of talent and desperate enough to worship a blowhard like you just because you possess the rare cultural trappings of 1800s literary figures. I do hope it all comes true for you.

is online LARPing post-meme?

>>9619909
I'm a literary genius. Here's my story:

I was born in Mississippi. Truth is, there aren't many opportunities for a southern boy like me; but my great-granddaddy was a writer, and I wanted to be a writer just like him. I didn't do too well in school, and I dropped out in twelfth grade. I went to university, but I got a D in English, and I dropped out. But I just kept writing.

Eventually, my genius was recognized. I was awarded the Nobel Prize for my books such as "The Noise and the Anger", "As I Lay on a Bed Dying", "Moonlight in July" and "David, David!"

>>9619909
>am fluent in 6 languages (Russian, Mandarin, Latin, Greek
>a level of linguistic perfection on the level of Flaubert, and
How do you know of Flaubert's linguistic perfection if you can't parely voo fronsay?

>>9619909
Your teacher has just had shit-luck and bad students.

Your writing, as indicated by your post, is, sadly, above average, but is so far below genius you would not be able to touch the hem of Tolstoy's garment to worship at his feet.