>Shadow had done three years in prison. He was big enough,

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stop posting this fucking thread. it's not gonna be a meme you fucking autist.

I like how erotic fan fiction has the same quality as a Neil Gaiman book

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095399

>Hot air rushed around my face as the sun rode high in the. It was blinding, even with my high end polarized reflexive ballistic grade sun glass goggles. At least it reduced glare of metal. Not that there was much of that either on the open road. The rolling hills and sparse grasslands all around the long paved road was the only mark of mankind in the desertscape.

Just read the first page online because of this thread.
>HURR DURR THE DEATH SENTENCE ISNT ROMANTIC ENOUGH
>ROMANCE
>ROMANCE
>HURR DURR ROMANCE
I can't fucking stand this meme. It's literally making a vein pop in my forehead. When the fuck will authors give this shit up?

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>Shadow had done three years in stasis. He was edgy enough, and looked don’t-fuck-with-me enough that his biggest problem was killing that faker hedgehog. So he kept himself in shape, and taught himself chaos tricks, and thought a lot about how much he loved his MARIA

>>9616452
kek

>>9616452
he remembered her, but he had amnesia, which is the edgiest head injury symptom.