A thread to post your six-word stories. >A man of average

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>>9615889
Feet is the thinking man's fetish.

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The white man came here once

>>9615905
They're the cubist subject of Literature.

The human monkey dance high.

>>9615889
Stuff my penis in it

>>9615889
>cuts on arms, smiles on faces

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Baby shoes, dead baby dead baby.

Dio porco dio merda dio cane

>>9616059
Accetta la tua rabbia, non sei un fiorellino speciale

>>9616080
Posso essere il tuo fiorellino speciale?

>>9615889
the man, he walks. he talks.

>>9616085
Get the fuck out of here

>>9616085
Lo sei già, se no non ti avrei risposto ...

>>9616113
Ho fatto una cattura-schermo per ricordo

>>9616126
<3

I gotta shit, but I'll wait

>>9616059
Muda muda muda muda muda muda

>ding ding. jab. jab. hook. knockout.

>>9615889
*above average

What is past is prologue.

"Don't worry, you'll find her."

"Him."

Died happily, smiling nostalgically, and erect

>>9615889
It gets better around 600 jk.

>>9615889
The tiger
is out
yes
YES

>>9615889
He is dancing, dancing, ye, ye.

I saw her.
A symphony swelled.

>>9619079
10/10

>>9618282
Best itt

The beauty of art is absolute.

>>9615889
Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem.

For sale, infinite jest, never read

Love became pitty so she left.

>>9619318
The redditness of your post hurts

>>9619359
What an original joke, my friend.

>>9619366
Kill yourself Redditor
Kill yourself Redditor

>>9619368
You are surely fourteen, aren't you?

>>9619373
No, I.... That's not-- You're wrong! You... you're wrong... you have to be wrong. Just... just stop it. Please, just stop it. Stop it.... stop it.... stop it......... I said STOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT *darkness overflows and I turn into a demon* EvERYtHinG MusT .... . . .. DiiiiIIIIiiEeEEEe..!! hHheehehe HhahahahhahahahahaaaahHAHHAhahahahahahAhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! *unleashes yami no satsujinken and destroys all existence*

>>9619376
Those are more than six words.

>>9615889
And he ate the tortilla

ye

For sale: dead baby, never worn

>>9615889
i'm afraid i can't count

I want to want to live

Someone make a new critique thread.

>>9616493
Underrated

>>9618237
So terrible it made me post

>>9615889
A man twice his age watches

Your mother is a filthy whore.

>>9616059
Sono stanco di leggere pynchon dioporco

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>>9619356

>>9621208
A woman half his age succ

>>9620512
Edgy shit

Boxed cat sale: Alive (maybe).

>>9621319
Was just havin' a giggle m8

>>9621336
Was just bumping dude, its ok

>>9619318
Art is absolute, and only beautiful.

This coke was cut with marshmallow!

>>9615889
baby shoes, for sale, she grew

six inches inside her, somewhere stinky

>>9621449
lol

Baby shoes for sale, ugly af.

You have to eat these pancakes.

hole is nowhere to be found

He threw a party. Nobody came.

>>9621496
Sad that this is in the top five

I was a hero, I was.

gay niggers tongue my swollen anus

Shit thread; you should feel bad.