Alright /lit/ lets go Time to write your best haiku Show

my
diary
desu

>>9612909
Winner

I
Don't know
What Haiku
Is

I honestly hate
This stupid fucking website
Why am I on here

father once told me
god wants a relationship
i pray, hear nothing

Pink, round, hard nipples,
O my animated girl.
Jizz on your printout.

This just isn't me
I'm free, fluid, fun, well meant
But the facts don't lie

>>9612906
bug bounces across
electric pixel discharge
only light to see

>>9613420
squish it

>>9612906
and not a single one of them is an actual Haiku lmao

singing and dancing
in the rain
the homeless men

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Rain falls from dull clouds
Birds sing in high pine branches
All is grey and green

somebody told me
that you have a boyfriend who
looks like a girlfriend

Tundra

>>9612906 (OP)
this is my haiku
this haikou is not the best
but it is my best

>>9613395
>My dairy desu

>>9613818
That's the best you could do?

I haven't eaten
in more than a day and just
please kill me now God

Haikus are much more
than counting syllables you
massive fucking plebs

>>9612906
OP is a fag
Haikus are very gay
Make America Great Again bitch

>>9613395
There's an episode of Horace and Pete where this woman starts complaining about how she hates the internet, and someone asks her oh so you don't use it, and she says oh no ofcourse I still use it

That;s you

kys

>>9614301
right they sure are good
at outing faggots like you
drown yourself in urine

>>9614178
if my poetry
were the last hope for mankind
we would all be fucked

Insomnia again
I lay down and shut my eyes
Listening to rain

Syllables count is
not a good basis for poems
this is embarrassing

On a board called /lit/
That is devoted to books
Pages lie unturned.

>>9614793
nah, you just suck ass
your haiku is pleb tier shit
consider dying

I walked upon stars
To find myself a faggot
That sings such sweet songs

twin peaks is
a show with no substance
and awful in every way

I only use spoons
I killed a man with a knife
Chocolate pudding

Grasps the strawberry
Just as he slipped from the ledge
Damnit its rotten!

Running from raptors
Tyrannosaurus wet shit
He slips and gets bit

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my best one

palpitation burn
blood flows between my fingers
and my eyes meet yours

>>9614998
how tf am i supposed to read this

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this better?

what are the rules for haiku again?

>>9615035
Contrast two concrete images through an objective lense
Avoid the self (unless a senryu)
Try to clue in the season
Have a Kireji (cutting word) with shows the exact moment of juxtaposition
Try to have less than 17 syllables (i would shoot for 10-12)
understatement is a key aesthetic

>>9615029
The left column, then the right. It's a choose-your-adventure haiku. Of course, it's a shit gimmick.

>>9615035
>There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.
>The first line is 5 syllables.
>The second line is 7 syllables.
>The third line is 5 syllables like the first.

>>9615043
fair.
>>9615044
not really

>>9615050
if you are >>9615038
Then you know a lot more than me. Informative post anon, thank you.

>>9614959
format of tv
never produces content
worth watching again

>>9612906
Summer's heat
Drowns red blood
Trump's tears

>>9615054
No problem! I used to write them a good bit (and still do to plow out of writer's block) I think the nuances of the form are more interesting to tangle with than read though.

cold of skin yet dull
dry earth dwells within
lost flesh of harvest

No 3D piggu
2D is superior
Bodypillow yes

>>9613419
the only good one
is really still pathetic
I expected more

>>9616710
welcome to 4chan
lower your expectations
mediocrity

>>9616729
I'm not new here man
shows that /lit/ is brainlet town
haiku are easy

Shitpost, a shitpost!
Shitposting as a haiku?
That is what we do

>>9616710
Unironically appreciate the comment.

>>9613395
t. 2015 tourist

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>>9613478

this gives me the poetry-feeling

thank you

>>9614959
I know you're trolling but you've legitimately triggered me, thanks anon

Is it my civic
duty to remove the mail
from my letterbox?

>>9612906
forgot the rules
for writing a haiku so
this is probably wrong

>>9617034

Posting since 06
This site has stolen my life
That feel when

>>9612906
Take a shit right now
Buckets of warm Nutella
Let me poop in peace

haikus are shit if
they aren't in japanese
because of how syllables work

REEEEE
REEEEEEE
REEEEE

>>9617666
Cry the angry frogs
Normies normies get out now
RE RE RE RE RE