Hello. Abuse me. I can't care for it anymore. I've decided to write a book and publish it anonymously.
This idea struck me while browsing a thread that discussed writing processes.
I took away only one thing from that thread: none of you are writers. You're aspiring authors. Abuse more, commence now. I care not.
I will begin writing tonight and complete the only draft within two weeks. I will write nearly 200 pages.
Then I will mail it to publishing houses.
I seek nothing out of this exercise except the right to call myself an author. Irregardless of me being published or not, I will come out of this a better man.
I realise that my first draft of a novel I haven't yet decided on will probably not make for a decent read. But then, neither does Rupi. Wish me luck.
P.s.:- This isn't copy pasta.
>>9612381
>right to call myself an author
>>9612381
Good luck with that, anon. I hope this makes you feel better.
> None of you are writers
Yup.
Hello. Abuse me. I can't care for it anymore. I've decided to write a book and publish it anonymously.
This idea struck me while browsing a thread that discussed writing processes.
I took away only one thing from that thread: none of you are writers. You're aspiring authors. Abuse more, commence now. I care not.
I will begin writing tonight and complete the only draft within two weeks. I will write nearly 200 pages.
Then I will mail it to publishing houses.
I seek nothing out of this exercise except the right to call myself an author. Irregardless of me being published or not, I will come out of this a better man.
I realise that my first draft of a novel I haven't yet decided on will probably not make for a decent read. But then, neither does Rupi. Wish me luck.
p.s. it is now
>>9612451
lmao its like Aristotles sea battle xd
>>9612381
>Irregardless
Not gonna make it
>>9612713
Irregardless and regardless mean the same thing.
>Pleb tier lexicon
Hello. Abuse me. I can't care for it anymore. I've decided to write a book and publish it anonymously.
This idea struck me while browsing a thread that discussed writing processes.
I took away only one thing from that thread: none of you are writers. You're aspiring authors. Abuse more, commence now. I care not.
I will begin writing tonight and complete the only draft within two weeks. I will write nearly 200 pages.
Then I will mail it to publishing houses.
I seek nothing out of this exercise except the right to call myself an author. Irregardless of me being published or not, I will come out of this a better man.
I realise that my first draft of a novel I haven't yet decided on will probably not make for a decent read. But then, neither does Rupi. Wish me luck.
>>9612820
Are you trying to bump? Post your shit or shut the fuck up.
>>9612800
>Deliberately using more letters to say the same thing.
Nice prose, fag.
>>9612840
>Deliberately using more words to say the same thing
Postmodernism is wat
>>9612832
Skilled copyeditors wouldn't strike it out if it meant something to the author.
>Fell for the editing is only about grammar meme
>>9612381
>none of you are writers
If writers were here lurking, would you expect them to reply to you?