I have an idea for a novel but have no talent for writing a narrative, does anyone who does have some talent want to help me write it?
>>9611040
Greentext your idea and I'll let you know
>>9611069
>Boy named Nestor is born into a liberal family but becomes a crazy religious fanatic
>really hates evolution
>learns about sexual selection and it's role in evolution and decides to castrate self in an attempt to defy evolution
>becomes even more crazy fanatical afterwords but later starts finding contradictions in his religion and loses his faith
>becomes extremely depressed and Nihilistic and tries to kill self but pussies out
>years later walking along and his held up by two black muggers but kills them with his CCW
>turns out the muggers were kids with realistic looking BB guns and the Media crucifies Nestor like they did to Zimmerman and a bunch of people start calling for his death
>disgusted with how he was treated for defending himself from a legitimate threat, Nestor starts to overcome his nihilism and develops his own belief in justice and morality independent of God, on his path to becoming a Nietzchen Overman
>the local black community chimps out like they did in Ferguson and Baltimore
>Nestor decides to confront the rioters with the help of people sympathetic to his cause and tells them to go fuck themselves and explains why they're all a bunch of sacks of shit
>rioters back down
>Nestor feels on top of the world, like a true Overman
>but a few days later a drive by shooter nearly kills him and scares him shitless
>Nestor starts backsliding from being an overman to being an animal afraid to die
>flees to Japan and starts crossdressing to hide his identity
>gets into enjo kosai to pay bills
>one of his clients falls deeply in love with Nestor despite learning Nestor being a crossdresser
>Client confesses love for Nestor, kisses him, Nestor's first kiss, which shocks Nestor deeply and makes him realize how far he's fallen from his ideals
>Nestor tries to kill self again but pusses out again
>Ends up marrying Client, feels superficial happiness but realizes he's died in spirit and has fallen into the abyss
>The end
>>9611111
Quads confirm new best seller
>>9611111
Love the switch from /pol/ fanfic into weaboo Buffalo bill
>>9611111
Wow
>>9611111
Quints...fucking checked
This book will win you a Pulitzer. Don't look to us, write it yourself.
>>9611111
Kek has spoken, you must write this, and write it yourself. You can do it.
>>9611111
please mention us in your pulitzer acceptance speech/release
i smell a samefag