>got a job at local bookstore playing the Harold Bloom
>tfw almost got fired for joking about DFW's suicide and making a kid cry
What's the fun of this job if you can't go too far?
Oh well, still a decent pay for sucking Shakespeare's cock and making fun of plebs.
>>9608563
>made a joke in pleb detector thread about local book store harold bloom's
>mfw it's real
>>9608563
>An inherent part of the universal aesthetic value is making plebs cry
You're doing Bloom's (and YHWH's, you know how he pronounces it) work, son.
I will never not laugh at the greatly deserved ridicule of this hack fraud. Why bother reading someone who couldn't even live with himself?
The only sincere moment in the life of David Foster Wallace was when he kicked away the chair. The rest of his life was a lie, the new sincerity was a joke whose punchline was the creaking of a leather belt around the rafter.
His literary career was a menagerie of self help lies told to keep his depression at bay - the audience pussy and drugs were the ghosts at that feast of hypocrisy.
The depression was warranted because behind all the gimmicks and the self awareness and the bandannas was no discernible talent
>pick up application at local bookstore
>most of it is standard retail garbage
>last few pages are a test of literary knowledge
>do pretty well with the scansion
>modern languages are easy
>fake my way through the Greek and Latin
>flip page
>write a short disquisition on the place of pseudo-longinian criticism in an aesthetically dissipated age
>flip page
>shift_my_falstaffian_bulk.jpg
>it says I have to write a sequel-cum-gnostic parable for an obscure Scottish novel
>not again
>never again
>I look out the window to see children reading Harry Potter and the Golden Goblet or some such
>my heart stops
>>9608563
>Guise ppl were mad at me 4 making fun of depression and suicide and making somebody cry. Freaking normies amirite reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>9609385
how did you miss the point that badly i am embarrassed for you
>>9609377
>shift_my_falstaffian_bulk.jpg
>>9608563
>implying kids have ever heard of david foster wallace
>>9609503
>le epic "you missed the point" rejoinder