Please leave this board and never return if you agree with any of the following sentences:
>you read any form of genre fiction
>you barely know your classics
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level
>you think everyone's opinion should be accepted and respected
>you speak a single language
>you read contemporary versions of Shakespeare or Milton
>you read for the plot
>you read for entertainment
>you rarely read nonfiction
>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy
>you do not at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
>you have little to no understanding of literature outside of your cultural horizon
>you have little to no understanding of literature within your own cultural horizon (muh african authors)
>you mostly read contemporary literature
>you believe 'the author is dead'
>you make your literary analysis proceed from ideology
>you think intricate prose is 'pretentious' and that the author 'should just get to the point'
>your rarely read poetry
>you think Rhythm and Rhyme is just useless rules and laws restricting creativity
>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism
>you tend to refuse to judge works for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of literary authorities
>you rarely read for more than one or two hours straight
Hello Tallis.
Fuck off.
Okay, I'll leave.
Agree with 11 - how bad is it?
I miss tallis and foucault
one comment from them could derail a whole thread.
>>9604043
>If you don't speak ancient Greek, AND Latin you should leave
I'm fucking off, I don't speak either. OP you should fuck off too.
>>9604043
>you read for entertainment
What's the point of reading if you're not having fun?
Is it because you're such a dumb nigger who can't possibly have fun with Crime and Punishment and Moby Dick, so obviously, how can anyone else enjoy it?
It's like a reverse of:
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it is justified on an artistic level
But I'm giving you way too much credit as a brainlet who wrote a greentext list on why his opinions should always be thrown out, forever.
Kill yourself nigger