I hate this Nietczhzhejehehehzhxxchhee for having such a shitty

>>9600465
or BMG for short

i fear for your brain if you can't even spell and remember a name

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>>9600474
I have dyslexia, I remember when I was young struggling really hard to distinguish between bs and ds. One image really helped me!
All I'm doing here is Anglicizing his name for the good of us all.

>>9600487
im a none binary gender queer

>>9600474
What is it?
Nietzche?
Nietczhe?
Nietschzche?
Nietczshe?
OH it's Nietzsche
Nietzschian
how the fuck am I supposed to work out what incomprihensible sequence of consonants do I have to string together to get the magic formula to this spastic german name?
It's a puzzle involving z, s, c, and h

>>9600465
just call him neet with an obnoxious tone, everyone will think you know your shit

>>9600512
ey, yo Neech!

>>9600509
knowing german is really helpful. you should give it a try.

>>9600540
>knowing german is really helpful
list the main benefits please

>>9600574
>you can spell nietzsche without any problems
>you can read great authors untranslated
>you can sound like an ss officer
>you can roll the r correctly
>you can sing to rammstein
>you can sound like dirty porn when having sex

just to name a few

>>9600596
Interesting, if I'm a monolingual will learning German make me more intelligent?

>>9600465
Nietzsche
>Nie
>tz (the sound of t in tennis)
>sch (the sound of sh in she)
>combine tz + sch (the sound of ch in che)
>e
Nietzsche

Just call him big daddy Fritz

>>9600606
yes. definitely. it will get you closer to the übermensch.

>>9600596
Woah. I like you. I love every aspect of that list.
(I've seen Rammstein twice in concert. What a time!)

>>9600606
Yes. German has linguistic flexibility that is inconceivable in English.

>>9600465
>>9600615
Spelling: Nietzsche
Pronuncation: Knee + Che (Guevara)

I learned to spell his name like this:
sz ---> heart
But Nietzsche was edgy, he was the opposite of love. Therefore:
zs
And then I complete with
Nietz sche

>>9600651
a god damn shame the sandniggers ruined their performance at rock am ring... oh well. what can one except from a country run by a ferkel.

>>9600651
I know how to spell, i was trying to break it down for him so he can remember it easily by parts
also you can use your mouth placing when vocalizing it - t is the upper most place, then it descends
>t z s c h
other parts are easy to remember

>>9600668
>>9600651
Slovenian has linguistic flexibility that is inconceivable in German.

You have what, 4 grammatical cases? plen, Slovenian has 6.
You have what, 2 grammatical numbers? check this out - Slovenian has 3, singular, dual and plural
Learn to speak Slovenian today - rigid, structured and precise, yet lyrically expressive and beautiful.

>>9600465
Never
Indulge
Eating
Tomorrow's
Zoo
Shlong
Chode
However
Existentialism

>>9600685
Slovenian is the bottom tier of all Slavic languages. Also number of cases is not what make a language flexible, you double nigger.

>>9600685
>grammatical cases
I could just learn russian as it has more literature, cinema, poetry and history

>>9600714
Factually wrong.
>>9600715
I do agree with that, but as a language by itself it is the best

>>9600725
Factually correct. South Slavic subgroup is objectively shit compared to Western and Eastern. And Slovenian is not even the best among all the Yugo-Bulgarian autism.

>>9600824
define objectively shit to me please