How would your favorite book change if the main character

>>9597310
Oryx and Crake.

Well, the main character would probably be smarter, and more reasonable so maybe the tragic ending would be averted.

Stephen might show up a bit less frequently.

>>9597310
it would be burnt

Ishmael never stops sailing with the merchant ships

>>9597317
>Oryx and Crak
>>>/r/books

>>9597384
lol your got trolled hard that post was INSINCERE lmfao homo

>>9597384
Is this a joke or something? I like the book because I'm a scientist and I enjoy speculative fiction featuring biology, my field.

I wouldn't fault you for liking books about dicksucking, since that's what you're passionate about.

It's the Bible, no change required

>>9597397
epic ownage top figdokep

atlas shrugged

pretty much the same book.

>>9597310
I wouldn't like it anymore

>>9597310
>Oy vey, to kvetch, or not to kvetch? That's my prawblem.
>What, more money is there to put up with the goys and mawks of cawmpound intrist, or to buy tickets to LA, and by hawking supa hero moychandise, get rich?

>>9597397
now THIS post is reddit

>>9597397
If I didn't want you to fuck off to reddit before I sure do now. Don't come back here buddy

>Raskolnikov spent hours scurrying around Alyona Ivanovna's apartment, pocketing every last scrap of gold he could find.
>The caretaker came upstairs, burst through the door, and pounced on Raskolnikov while he was in the middle of prying off one of Lizaveta's gold teeth.
>Then he was sent to Siberia, but without a qt3.14 ex-prostitute gf, because he obviously had no intention of becoming a gentile.
>THE END

>>9598499
Good post.

>>9597310
>Mein Kampf
What a twist!