recommend me a pretentious author aside from DFW who likes

The author of My Diary Desu

borges
gaddis
bloom

>>9596567
>bloom
harold ?

>>9596514
mhmhmhmmmm I bet her pusy is juicey mmh

>>9596610
Its fine pajeet just remember that OP is not the girl in the picture, ok?

Thomas Pynchon and Jay McInerney.

>>9596567
I didn't think Borges was very pretentious when I read Ficciones. What makes you say this?

>>9596567
>Gaddis
I'm pretty sure you have neither read him nor understood him.

>>9596610
based pusy poster

chuck palahniuk
paulo coehlo

>>9596514
James Joyce

>>9596754
answer: anon hasn't actually read him. borges was p brill & and ficciones used a lot of obscure (then) ideas to create stories that make the reader think. anon is used to comic book narratives and doesn't like to think so he sees artistic effort as pretentious airs. don't worry about it.

>>9596610
>her
oh sweetie, you really have a lot of catching up to do

>>9596514
think ive fapped to her multiple times. im kidna sad thinking about it

>mfw pretentious means "makes me feel stupid"

Actually pretentious people do not make great novelists. /lit/ is full of pseuds and pedants, so are universities. These people are not remembered: kill yourself

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>ywn be so clever

>>9597691
shutup frogposter

John Banville.

make sure you have a heavy dictionary handy when you're reading him. and also in case you meet the fucker and decide to bash his brains in.

>>9597695
This. Ecce Homo by Nietzsche.

>>9596514
Joyce.

>>9597723
>>9597695
What the hell bros, thats a parody of an autobiography, get a sense of humour.

>>9598463
>americans
>sense of humour

bro, if it ain't jewish references, americans won't laugh

>>9596898
How does Palahniuk think he's smart? Coehlo's a fucking idiot.

>>9598490
what did he mean by this?

>>9597699
I didn't mind his Faust, didn't mind it. Haven't read anything else though. Avoid?

>>9598656
Americans think Jewishness is the highest form of comedy.

>>9596514
Is this a boy or a girl
It does not matter to me either way

>>9596898
Coehlo sucks ass

>>9596563
100 times this

>>9598690
Then you won't have an answer.

>>9596898
>chuck palahniuk
this

Vladimire Vladimirovitch Nabokoff, nymphétologue et glossophile extraordinaire.

>>9600369
i've never read anything from this confused tranny besides the article he wrote about being briefly under suspicion of being a unibomber.
Considering how he decided to write a massive tome on buttfuck nowhere Imperial County CA, I bet you're right anon

>>9596514
Tara Gillespie

>>9600638
fuck off

James Joyce

>>9596571
No. Orlando.

>>9600638
>VladimirNabakov
Like the old NHL goaltender for the sharks?

>>9596514
Who is this semen demon?

>>9596514
Christopher Hitchens, specifically "Letters to a Young Contrarian."

Plato. Socrates was the biggest pseud in history.

>MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE WISEST OF THEM ALL? ME?

>>9602142
Qu'est-ce que c'est mon vieux monoglot mongoloïde, t'as les gimmies un peu rustlés aujourd'hui ou quoi ?

My diary tb. Example: I quote extensively from the kabra nagast when I describe how my new neighbour is, in fact, a nigger

>>9597699
Fuck off, at least he writes great prose.

>>9596571
Harold BOOM