Reading the Inferno, and the prose is God-tier: "You miss

>>9596402
>self-help book-tier
>reading translations

>>9596402
Are you fucking serious right now? I don't remember that quote. Citations bitch or you're pulling it out of your ass.

>>9596442
Whoa. It's from the Inferno. No need to get hostile; I just wanted to talk about this beautiful novel.

>>9596402
>prose
Is verse you anglo simpleton

>>9596446
>novel
IS A POEM HOW FUCKING PLEB CAN YOU GET

>>9596446
Cite CANTO AND LINE or you're pulling it out of your ass. Don't make me say it again...

>>9596460
So do I count the number of words from the first chapter? I don't understand what you're asking?

>>9596467
JESUS CHRIST man. Are you reading the abridged prose version or some shit?
are you fucking serious???

>>9596477
No I'm just reading it how Dante wrote it. One of the greatest works of English books in my opinion.

>>9596489
>english
You're done here, troll.

>>9596498
What did I do?

Most people don't read past Inferno, but I think they're missing two thirds of the story. One of my favorite parts is at the end of Purgatorio when they get to the garden at the top. It has a lot of great imagery.

>>9596527
(:

all these people thinking that OP actually read that Wayne Gretzky quote in The Inferno

>>9596402
How did you make it that far? I only made it past the first page before I had to stop and take a break.

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>that part where they find out that Paradiso was inside them all along
Bravo, Alighieri.

>>9596527
Do people really not read the whole comedy? lol

>>9596498
>took you this long to realize it's a troll
fucking idiot

This thread is fucking insane

>I think the real Inferno were the sinners we met along the way

>>9597212
>>9596550
>>9598240
You all are the real tards

>>9596422
youre either a polyglot or an idiot.

and im sure youre an idiot unless youve taught yourself fluent greek, latin, aramaic, catalan, french, spanish, german, et al.

>>9596402
>"Reading the Inferno"
>"prose in God-tier"
you're a lost cause

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>this whole thread
is this nu-lit or lit on post-post-irony?

>>9598658
this. if anyone really got b8d by this we have serious problems

>>9596402
nice thread mate, made me laugh. nevertheless you and especially the idiots who fell for the bait should be eternally banned from this board.

>>9596467
This made me laugh so fucking hard I couldn't breathe.

Fucking bravo.

That being said, you should be beaten with a stick for being such a cheeky shit

>>9596402
Yes.

>>9596402
that's some Eminem tier nonsense tb h