http://www.psypost.org/2017/05/men-use-metaphorical-language-perceived-attractive-women-study-49038
Science has finally justified the existence of literature from an evolutionary biology perspective, metaphors make women wet. So get practicing on that shit because apparently even shit tier metaphors such as "your eyes are like a gorgeous rainbow" rate above "ur sexy bby :)))"
>>9582681
Damn, this thread is like an oasis in the desert.
>>9582681
What is the purpose of that picture? I saw that guy pose in other pictures, what the fuck is he doing? Wasn't he a philosopher or other shit?
>>9582681
>"like a"
>metaphor
>>9582714
That simile turned my vagina into the Sahara
I wonder how much of this is cultural though. The entire study is done in China where the language and most other East Asian languages rely more on implication and are generally more ornate compared to western languages which are very specific and are utility centric. Compare architecture for more obvious support.
t have Chinese wifey
>>9582731
He's subverting ideology
>>9582735
Now that's a simile that gets mah dick hard
>vagina painting
thanks i got fired from burger king
>>9582743
You're actually saying western architecture wasn't ornate?
Yes good, I jus got work vesa for job at glorious burgerking in the west. Good bye mother Somalia, I moving on up!
I rape many white woman.
>>9582681
I saw that painting two days ago. It was a ray of sensual illumination in an otherwise dark and frigid world. Anyway, here's Wonderwall...
>>9582731
he's BTFOing reactionary scum xD
>>9582681
women are just attracted to all male skill, be it in language, art, sport, war, or literally any other field.
>>9582733
a thimile ith a metaphor you homothexual
>>9582681
>You want to exit the friend zone, cuckmeister? Start with the Greeks.