You will never be successful as an author
You will never be acclaimed as an author
You will never be a great author.
Hell, you will never be a good author.
Just quit while you're ahead. It's pointless.
>>9570152
joke's on you, I don't want to be an author
>>9570152
>You will never be successful as an x
>You will never be acclaimed as an x
>You will never be a great x
>Hell, you will never be a good x
>Just quit while you're ahead. It's x
Welcome to 2017
>>9570152
ahead of what?
>>9570152
I would prefer not to
>>9570152
Too late
>>9570152
You will never be successful as a shitposter
You will never be acclaimed as a shitposter
You will never be a great shitposter.
Hell, you will never be a good shitposter.
Just quit while you're ahead. It's pointless.
>>9570152
You think I do this for success?
Ha, mere plebeian.
I do this because I HAVE to. I am compelled.
Ala Bukowski, find what you love and let it kill you.
I am a dying man.
>>9570245
>that cover
There's no puppies with fluffy tails in that book. What gives?
>>9570152
"When I see a man anxious, I say, "What does this man want? If he did not want something which is not in his power, how could he be anxious?" For this reason a lute player when he is singing by himself has no anxiety, but when he enters the theatre, he is anxious even if he has a good voice and plays well on the lute; for he not only wishes to sing well, but also to obtain applause: but this is not in his power."
>>9570319
But anon, isn't that sour grapes reasoning?