> Describe the book you're currently reading in relation

I just finished The Sun Also Rises.

It's like Harry Potter, except:

>Instead of a lightning bolt scar, Harry has no testicles

>Harry and Hermione "love" each other and they would definitely get married if he could please her physically
>Hermione shows every one of her guys off to Harry

>Hermione sleeps with basically everybody (even Harry's weird friend Ron, who had a girlfriend that didn't respect him)
>Ron follows her everywhere because he thought there was a real connection
>Hermione starts sleeping with Draco
>Draco brutally bullies Ron in front of everyone
>Harry does nothing to stop it

>Ron follows her to the quidditch world cup, (where Hermione and Draco were going to get it on) after Ron and Harry had made plans to do what ever the Hogwarts equivalent of "a fishing trip in another country" is
>Harry follows Ron because he knows shit is gonna hit the fan (also because quidditch is fucking awesome; also because he loves Hermione)

>Everyone starts drinking "butter"-beer nonstop
>Quidditch is definitely fucking awesome


>Draco brutally bullies Ron in front of everyone (again)
>Harry does nothing to stop it (and shit hits the fan)

>Harry sets Hermione up with Viktor Krum (hot quidditch player) because she straight-up asked him to

>Draco was never really invested and is cool with it
>Draco bullies Ron (yet again) for being upset when she goes to bed with the athlete
>Ron snaps and knocks Harry the fuck out
>Ron goes to the hotel room and beats up Viktor while Hermione watches

>Ron tries to apologize but Harry isn't having it
>Ron runs away

>Quidditch is still awesome, and Viktor is still hot because he's still awesome at quidditch
>Hermione runs away with Viktor
>Draco and Harry have a drink before parting ways

>Months later, Hermione apologizes to Harry for being a bitch on the trip and a whore in general
>Hermione makes it clear she's not going to start doing anything differently

>Harry tacitly accepts the apology, because he loves her, but he knows she really only loves him because he can't fuck her.

it's a kind of prequel-reboot that shows why voldemort's obsession with eternal life is folly. harry is the headmaster of hogwarts and a kind of mixture of harry and voldemort. he first befriends ron through a prostitute they both know, hermione. harry and ron have many adventures together but ron suddenly develops an illness and dies. this makes harry fear his own death and he begins a desperate search for eternal life. at the end of his search he meets dumbledore, who convinces him that death is an unavoidable part of human existence. harry returns to hogwarts and dedicates the remainder of his life to expanding the old castle, rebuilding parts of it that have fallen into ruin since its founding.

It's just like Harry Potter but Harry is a monk, Ron is a rogue, and Hermione is a pseudo-intellectual and Neville is the bastard child of Dumbledore and one day Dumbledore is murdered and everyone blames it on Ron and eventually Hermione goes mad trying to logically believe in God while Harry desperately tries to convince Hermione that love of God does not require any logic and then Neville kills himself and Ron is sentenced to a decade in a Siberian prison camp.

>>9563273
Get your shitty reddit-tier 4chan pride flag out of here

Harry Potter and the rise of complexity through the introduction of irreversible processes into physics

>>9563273
Reddit get out

It's like Harry Potter but Harry is a dumb kid who enlisted out of stubbornness and Voldemort is the concept of war. Also, instead of magic there is sick powersuits with jets and loads of ballistic weapons

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It's like when Dumbledore gets wise with Potter and gives him a comfy talking to.

It's like when Voldemort unleashes an Islamic revolution then Gandalf engages him in a series of proxy wars to prevent him from interrupting oil flow to Hogwarts.

>>9563273

Well its a Mail man memoir and potter received letters, so there's that

It's like that part of the Half Blood Prince where Harry takes felix felecis and feels like he knows exactly what he's doing and understands everything all the time, both despite and because of being under the influence of the potion, but drawn out over several days and several different potions

>>9563273
It's like Harry Potter except Harry is a Scottish man with PTSD and everyone else is dying from radiation exposure.

It's like Harry Potter but Dumbledore's Austrian cousin is killed while touring Sarajevo triggering the first wizard war. Harry and his enthusiastic classmates gets drafted and one by one Hogwarts class of 1914 is killed or maimed in no mans land. Finally after trying to carry away a mortally wounded Hagrid from the battlefield Harry is sniped by a wizard from Beauxbaton.

>>9563624
except Ron is a jew and Hemingway that pretty clear

>>9563273
It's like harry potter except some magic-dudes really hate the non-magic-dudes. Other magic-dudes have more ambivalent feelings
Then the magic dudes discover a spell that can kill lots of non-magic-dude.
eventually a rich magic-dude saves lots of non-magic-dudes.
Then they discover a effective magic spell that

>>9565490
I'm also reading this one where harry is a japanese bon vivant and his marriage with hermione kinda of sucks. But thy pretend its all fine. Harry like dolls in a sexual way. They wanto to divorce so Hermione can officialy marry Ron.