>ugly, awkward beta self-insert >gets the girl every time

>>9531012

ask me when i am a genetically mutated moleman who adapted to eternal darkness

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>unenlightened, undialectical self insert
>gets The Spirit every time
Authors like Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel are the subject of study of in Slovenian communist circlejerks, how does it feel, /lit/?

>>9531012
>every time
Let's see:
>Looking for Alaska: No
>An Abundance of Katherines: Yes
>Paper Towns: Not really
>Will Grayson, Will Grayson: Yes (For Green's part of the book, anyway)
>The Fault in Our Stars: No

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>common, awkward beta sel-insert
>gets the teachings

every time

>>9531030
You've really read all of those? Why?

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>Gallic, apathetic beta self-insert
>gets the inherent absurdity in humanity's quest for meaning and the transcendance that comes with rebelling against this absurdity
Every fucking time, really Cam-poo?

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>decadent, perverted self-insert
>fucks the kid every time

In about 30 years, pedos like Vladimir Nabokov will be the subject of study of in academia, how does it feel, /lit/?

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>>9531012

>emotional, illogical human self insert
>formulates the axiomatic system of pure logic

In about 30 years, axiomatic systems like PM will be the basis of mathematics despite allowing formally undecidable propositions, how does it feel, /lit/?

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>>9531012

>>9531019
How will you read?

>>9531030
Um, wouldn't it be "gets the guy" in Will Grayson x2? Or is only one of them a gay

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>ugly, lecherous, cancerous self-insert
>gets the harem

every time

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>elocuate, poet, flaneur
>gets the back and forth between the spleen and the ideal

every time

>>9532065
/thread

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>>9532177
getting tired of that mason shit desu

Is John Green the Adam Sandler of literature?

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>overcompensating, violent, alcoholic self insert
>gets the french prostitute every time

In about 30 years, assholes like Hemingway will be the subject of study in academia, how does it feel, /lit/?

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>passionate, nihilistic self-insert
>comes in contact with beauty and death

every time