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I am looking for talented writers to write some stuff involving

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I am looking for talented writers to write some stuff involving me and a girl having sex. I will pay you ten dollars per orgasm you manage to provide me. The only stipulation I have is I do not want any ironic 4chan hipster mockery (I can tell you are making fun of me, you faggots). Thanks.
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Are you the cuddling guy?
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Unless you provide personal details about yourself for us to incorporate in the story you might as well go jerk it to literotica
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Sure thing OP, here's a sample of my work:
>Her tender rose petals blossomed, trembling tentatively. They opened wide like red curtains, and the play was about to start.
>The stage was set: enter penis. Exit penis. Enter penis. Exit penis. Enter penis. Exit penis. Enter penis. Exit penis. Enter penis. Exit penis.
>Fuck, I'm sorry, usually I last a bit longer. I'm still hard.
>'So am I'
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>"Check out my sweet booby." she said, popping out one honeydew melon sized booby.
>"Now check out this honker." She said, unsheathing a second honeydew melon sized honker.
>"Wowey Zowey!" Anon said "Iva neva seena sucha greata bim bam boobies!"
>Anons penis stood erect, like a statue of Sadam Hussein before 2003.
>She spread her legs and a moist suction grew and popped, shattering Anons eardrums
>"I do declare missy, your pussayy is sweatayy!" Anon said, sliding his penis inside her.
>"wow Anon, your penis is both long and girthy, it fills me up in a perfect way, and you'll never be alone or feel sad in your life ever again, because you've satisfied me so well." She said reaching multiple orgasms.
>Anon could feel the semen bubbling up, as his anal vibrator jiggled his prostate.
>"hey bitch, im bouta bust a fat nut in ya fat guy, ayy!" Anon said, busting a fat nut.
>but the anal vibrator was too strong, and his semen shot like a 12 gauge pump action shotgun with large recoil, through her body, and out of her brain.
>"whoops daisy" Anon said, drinking the semen which is so viscous it remains separated from the blood.
Pay me.
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>>9524408
>I will pay you ten dollars per orgasm you manage to provide me.

if you're serious, you'll pay by the word. Cheapest freelance writing is generally 100$ USD for 500 words. You'll probably want 1000-2000 words for erotica. Hard to get anywhere in just 500 words.
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>>9524539
This horror was better than King, you should really publish.
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>be anon
>be watching a girl having sex
>so good right now, this is great
>trying to crack one out but it's hard, clinging to a the rain-slicked window ledge outside her dorm and trying not to get seen
>how the fuck did i get to the second floor anyways
>also, why am i wearing a clown suit
>nvm, poetic license
>also, i am wanko the clown
>about to achieve 'the moment of the clouds and the rain'
>get blasted with lightning
>new fetish unlocked, voyeuristic lightning strike porn
>suffer mild heart attack in bushes
>s-see you next week jessica

leave a throwaway and i'll give you my paypal address
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>>9524408

>she ate my ass
>I ate her ass
>I stuffed grass in her ass
>I made her a reverse cow
>she moos
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>>9528105
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Anon meets girl. Anon says hi. Girl pukes on him, gets on her car, and runs away.

This will not stop Anon.
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the breath blew, and my nut grew cold. I felt the dampness of my scrotum lifted by the warm oral wind and carried off into the vagina that sat before me. it sprawled indissoluble across the awesome canvas seated at the head of the world, a great luminous pink crown meant to be marveled by the constituents of god. pubes trembled and spines shivered as the dick pushed through them with an indifferent insistence on carrying onward without a loss of haste. I took in the tit as deeply as I could, envying the airs unwieldingness and unforgivingness- if only i had half the courage found in the invisible force. that was the entire reason I was even laying in the bed. I let her be stolen from right in front of me, I stood and watched and geeked anxiously while the love of my life was swept off her feet. every second since then has been a tortorous reminder, every item and action a hot iron pressed to my hand, one continuous stream of inevitable emotional self-torment. even immediately after, the cooling of the nervous sweat that had collected at my scrotum instead stung like molten wax poured over the tip of my cock, telling me I should have stopped it instead of condensate like a forgotten glass of sperm. the weak balls that barely found the reserve to shrivel my dick away from the terrible scene were only weak from resisting the urge to crumble to ground in disglorious defeat. the hot air that beat upon my skin took note from the manner of my wracking mind, so oppressive and overbearing the inability to think clamped my muscles rigid. it had fallen significantly since then, now dipping its toe into the horizon, and with it the heat, giving way to the cool atmosphere of summer twilight. so too had my emotions worked off their heat, subsiding to a dull roar settled in the very back of my mind. I gazed almost slackjawed in apathy at the creepingly purple ceiling as the thunderous almighty finale of the night eased into the soft hued innocence of the postcoital tristesse. a handful of fingers pricked the darkening penis, with the light of venus tearing a pinhole between the clashing asshole colors. the spectacle only served as a stark contrast to the brutal ugliness that had thrashed at my testicles all day. a buzzing and stinging interrupted my sexual reverie, a sign of the needled onslaught about to feast upon my naked flesh. disinterested in being turned into bitch fodder i gathered my things and my thoughts and set out the room, walking into the gaping hole left in the doorway after her soul had abandoned it
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OP fucked and sucked this bitch and I was standing in the corner, watching and jacking off: this is because OP is way more alpha than me. I wouldn't want to get between him and his fuck. I watched how he grabbed her head with titan hands, forcing her to look into him. He would have to take care not to break her neck.
I eventually nutted on my shirt and wore it at the command of OP. OP fucks me while the girl tongue my asshole then kills us both and makes an adequate disposal.
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OP violently grabbed the child he had forced to stay for after school detention. Molested and raped the child. OP masturbated his penis and made the kid suck off the spittle.
OP locked himself in a dumpster with the kid and immobilized it and did some horrible stuff he could definitely have been in jail for.
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OP could barely contain himself as the pizza man pulled out his big, thick Italian sausage. Drool dribbled down the corner of his soft mouth as he pressed his nose into the pizza man's pubes and inhaled deeply.
"Oh Benito, you smell so manly! Take me!"
"Ok, OP, but first you have to get me hard."
Benito smiled as OP got straight to work, licking and slobbering all over his fat tortellini. His cock grew larger and harder as OP took it into the back of his throat. OP's tiny little circumcised penis pressed into his panties. He wanted that Italian stallion to fuck him hard in his pimpled ass.
"Give it to me now!" OP exclaimed as he bent over the bed and slid off his undergarments, revealing an asshole stretched from years of anal abuse in the back of truck stop bathrooms.
The pizza man parted the cheeks like the red Sea and plunged inside. There was only a hint of resistance as he thrust deep into OP's cavernous asshole. OP let out a moan as he was fucked from behind, his miniscule cock driving precum.
"YES! Fuck me just like my uncle did when I was seven!" He screamed in pure ecstasy as his hole was filled. One thing was for sure: the pizza was going to be cold by the time he got his serving of cock that night.

( I assume you came at least ten times while reading this, so please send me $100 in BTC, I will give you the address if you leave a throwaway email I can contact you by)
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No one has made me cum yet. Keep going.
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I was like girl u want some dick

And she was all like hell yeah

It sounds like there's a funk band playing in my head as I insert my one eyed snake inside her flesh cave of moistness
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>>9527969
splooge city
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