HPG: / Harry Potter General / >What is your favorite location

please keep it in the children's book thread, or kill yourself your choice

>>9518972
The lake in hp 3; lupin ; the third book

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>liking harry potter
instantly disregarded as a person

>>9518972

1. Hogwarts.

2. Ernie MacMillan

3. The first book was read to me by my sister was i was 7 or 8 or something. My dad had picked it up at a bookstore in Amsterdam while he was waiting on a flight in the late nineties.

4. GoF. It's a masterpiece. It's the first book to really show any of the larger magical world. Also, no boring quidditch scenes.

>>9518981

Virgin lol

>>9519065

Fatass lol

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>>9518972
>It's totally fine to keep elves as slave labour! Just live with it, Hermione! "Spew", lmao!

>>9519116

Not that crazy. I love animals. I also eat them. Life contradicts itsef. Life is weird. Your critique sucks. Kys.

>>9519116
>get to this part in the books
>"So wait it's just slavery? It's.. it's just slavery"
>ask people about it
>UHHH NO IT'S OKAY BECAUSE __________ [read: I would rather not have my appreciation of Harry Potter interrupted, so I will reflexively annihilate any criticism of it, even if it's as heinous as normalized slavery]
>learn valuable political lesson about whether revolution can come from the proles

Harry Potter wasn't all bad

>>9518972
This is then one of the few times i wish 4chan was not anonymous.
Just to see if op is le epic troll who wants to make pseuds mad or maybe a pan-sexual socialist who really likes harry potter or, even better, a pseud Who shit on other people Who likes books his dislikes but secretely loves ya

>>9519156
No socialist worth his salt like HP for exactly the reasons >>9519116 points out. It's rooted in upper-class boarding school establishments of power, and Rowling herself is disgustingly neoliberal.

>>9518972
>What is your favorite location in Harry Potter?
Cho Chang's tight pussy.
>Who is your favorite side-character?
They're all dweebs.
>Comfiest memory of reading Harry Potter?
Getting to the final page of each book before, knowing that I'd soon be throwing it in the trash.
>Favorite Harry Potter book and why?
None. They're terrible.

>>9519165
Mmh. Maybe not "socialist" by My ex girlfriend is the typical sjw (she move to england, dyed her hair pink and now she's even dating a girl, not even memeing) and she loves these fucking books

>>9519116
"don't worry, they love being slaves lmao"

I liked the movies. They were visually compelling. Not reading the books

>>9519255
>They were visually compelling.
For Kids. Yes.

>>9519236
Oh, okay, sure. SJW is a different thing, they just care about "count the women/POC and ree if it's too few".

At the urging of a girl I took the house sorting test thing and got Hufflepuff. All I know about Harry Potter houses is that one is called Gryffindor and the other has a snake.

Is Hufflepuff bad?

>>9519269
It's ok, just a bit boring. They're the sturdy, reliable ones who do most of the actual work.

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This is the best HP book.

>>9519261
What's worse according to you?

>>9519269
Hufflepuff is the house of mediocrities. Gryffindors are brave. Slytherins are cunning. Ravenclaws are smart. Hufflepuffs are "the rest." You are destined to be a nobody, Anon.

>>9518972
wow we have a new meme guys

>>9519269
>girl gives you Harry Potter house test
>get Hufflepuff
>actually TELL HER you got Hufflepuff

She will never fuck you. No one fucks Hufflepuff.

>>9518972
>Gryffindor Common Room

>Dumbledore

>Release of the sixth book was pretty intense, I was a really excited kid, was fun finishing in one night then discussing next day in school

>Azkaban

Didnt take itself too seriously, good pacing, interesting characters, interesting backstories, tasteful content without going overboard and being overtly emotional, genuinely funny in bits, Hogsmeade is comfy and the mystery suspense was fun.

I think the writing really suited the character's ages in this book, they sounded genuine compared to the unreal angsty stuff that came after. Bit biased tho I loved the game as a kid, movie fucking /lit/ too. Great enjoyable adolescent read, love reminiscing time to time

>>9519273

Sounds like me then.

>>9519287

Not bad.

>>9519295

Well gosh darn it.

>people posting on 4chan making fun of people for reading harry potter
Lmao

>>9518972

>What is your favorite location in Harry Potter?
The great hall and specifically on Halloween, it just seemed like it would be maximum comfy.

>Who is your favorite side-character?
Mad-eye

>Comfiest memory of reading Harry Potter?
I would listen to audio books while playing vanilla WoW, those were the days.

>Favorite Harry Potter book and why?
The Halfblood Prince
Voldemort was fleshed out more and it was the first time I feel like you understand the villain.

>>9518972
testing

>>9519269
haha
I got slytherin

>>9519269
I guess I am destined for evil Slytherin it is for me. Oh well it is definitely the whitest house :^]

>>9518972
> location
Hogsmeade

> side-character
Peeves

> comfiest memory
Reading books late at night in complete silence.

> fav book
Second one, I liked the final boss.

>>9519156

What the fuck did I just read lol
Seek sunlight, you filth

>>9519175

What makes you think her strange isn't loose as a goose?

>>9519261
>"count the women/POC and ree if it's too few"

Thats the best description yet.

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>>9518972

>>9518972
>>What is your favorite location in Harry Potter?
Hogsmeade. Where Hogwarts was magical and mysterioud, Hogsmeade was magical and fun.
>>Who is your favorite side-character?
Hagrid. Really felt for this guy.
>>Comfiest memory of reading Harry Potter?
Best friend from childhood and I would trade off weekends with the books until we both finished about the same time. i miss that guy
>>Favorite Harry Potter book and why?
Goblet of Fire. Moody teaching about the unforgivables was like the very chapter the series began to mature. magical, mysterious, but just enough Dark to put you on your way

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Please don't even joke OP, remember that acting retarded attracts true retards.