If I drink absinthe and beat women, will I be as good a

You forgot to swear eternal loyalty to Stalin

>>9488817
It wouldn't hurt to try

Beating women is frowned upon in our society. Only those of the lowest social order actively engage in it because they are immune to the exigencies of social status which demands certain behaviours and forbids others. If you do manage as a likely educated, professional person to engage in beating women, it'll symbolize your own triumph over the social order, and if you do triumph over the social order, yes, you are more likely to possess the guts and nuts necessary to write a great work. I've been beating my girlfriend for two weeks now and I feel far more literary for it. Give it a go.

>>9488870
except the women he beats lmao

>>9488882
Does it count if she wants me to?

>>9488916
No. Kinky shit like that is very hip, very cool cat, very encouraged by the social order. It probably makes you feel good to think of beating some depraved slut who enjoys it so you can boast about your filthy bdsm lifestyle to your Internet friends on the IRC. That's precisely why it doesn't count.

>>9488882
bullshit

>>9488882
based

>>9488882
5/5 post

>>9488821

>eternal

Hemingway was just as disillusioned with Stalin as every other international commie after the 20's

>>9488817
You're going to have to beat up a lot of women to be that good

Absinthe sounds better than it tastes. Basically it's watered down raki/ouzo/pastis or any other aniseed spirit. Save your money and don't fall for the meme. The preparation ritual is the only good thing about it.

>>9488882
Personally I write a sonnet for every fractured rib of my wife.

>>9489218

10/10 post

Yes, if you do that and only that you will be just as mediocre as he is

>>9489216
>Not drinking pure absinthe straight

>>9489701

>Not investing on a 40/40 the day after a bank holiday

This is how retarded you sound, you fucking mongoloid

>>9489701
>being an underage memetexting human garbage

>>9489701
you're hard