Finally found a use for DFW's Infinite Jest. It makes a

It LITERALLY wouldn't

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>>9487376
OH but it does!
Sorry if the image is rotated 90 degrees

>>9487390
do you have the wrist movements of a child? big mousepads are where its at

>>9487923
I literally don't move my mouse more than over a half of the surface area of that book.

>>9487390
That's a hell of a lot of used tissues you've got piled up there

>>9487928
Turn down your sensitivity Jesus Christ

>>9487960
Why would I want to have to move my hand halfway to Timbuktu just to get to the other side of the screen?

>>9487366
This is a fine bait OP. Congratulations.

>>9487390
Please put on some socks OP! You don't want your feet to get dirty walking around without them.

>>9487931
Sorry I went to bed as I posted this close to midnight last night. Those are cum tissues. There is an even bigger pile under my bed
>>9487969
I enjoy shitposting. I am sorry. But I am actually reading the book and quite enjoy it.

>>9487390
>look at tabs
>r9k
Go back there, you illiterate pleb.

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>>9487390
Why were you viewing this?

>>9487390
cool

clean your desk though

>>9487366
hahahaha nice!

>>9488811
How could I be viewing a thread posted on the 10th of May when this thread was posted on the 9th of May? You're not that smart. Considering that thread was posted way after I posted this thread.

>>9488796
Yet I'm probably more literate than you.

If you frequent r9k and listen to ASMR it's no surprise that even entry level books are too much for you.

>>9489180
>he doesn't realize that the implication of the post was that Infinite Jest is entry level and has no real use and that's why it's used as a mousepad
Wew lad. Brainlets please go.

>>9487390
ay is that a mckays sticker

>>9489547
>only 3 places in the world where I could've bought it
>I shop at two of them
The real question is, which one do you shop at?

>>9489206
Everyone got it... it's not interesting or witty tho

>>9489180
People have no idea what entry level means anymore.

>>9490069
Not this guy.>>9489180

>>9490115
>not realizing all /lit/ poster circle jerk about their intelligence and call anything entry level to try to seem superior
This is one of the reasons /lit/ is shittier than /r9k/

>>9490045
nashville!

>>9490467
I shop at the ones in Knoxville and Chattanooga. Knoxville when I'm at UT and Chattanooga when I'm at home.

>>9488761
You can also use pages out of IJ for jizz rags.

>>9487390
Nice sweatpants my dude