1) Why aren't you writing right now?
2)Why haven't you finished your novel?
3) Do you think any great artists drank soda pop?
>>9485984
>1) Why aren't you writing right now?
I'm tired
>2)Why haven't you finished your novel?
Because it's really fucking long
>3) Do you think any great artists drank soda pop?
All of them
>>9485984
1. I'm deep in The Zone, STALKER.
2. /lit/ why I can't quit you
3. No, but plenty of great artists drank brandy.
>>9485984
>1) Why aren't you writing right now?
Because it's not the right time, I have to feel the right moment.
>2)Why haven't you finished your novel?
it's very complex and deep, so it takes a lot of time to do it right
>3) Do you think any great artists drank soda pop?
No, they all drank matcha tea
I don't have an idea
I don't have an idea
I'm sure they may have dabbled in soda pop from time to time but coffee more regularly
>>9485984
I've done nothing but shitpost on 4chan for the past 9 months and I'm probably 9 days out from killing myself anyways.
>>9487454
You can do it!
How did you know I was drinking pop and looking at 4chan instead of writing my novel?
Are you psyche?
I'm shitposting on 4chan when I should be studying for the final to my Shakespeare class.
I've written a novel, I'm working on another novel, and I have another novel planned after that.
>>9485984
I am writing ... but its a gender studies paper. Gender studies is a compulsory unit at my college. So far I'm aceing it but fuck me I hate it
>>9487477
>Gender studies is a compulsory unit at my college.
>>9487496
Funny thing is that I go to a Catholic college, and one day I was just chatting with this nun who teaches theology. I told her I was doing gender studies and she said she'd never heard of it, and that she couldn't even imagine what it would even consist of.
>>9487500
lel
>>9485984
i decided to have a reading day tonight. tomorrow im gonna start turning my draft notes into my paper on percy shelley. should be finished with it by the following evening.
>1) Why aren't you writing right now?
I'll do it later today
>2)Why haven't you finished your novel?
Because I want to try and get some short stories in magazines for money as practice. But it's going to be a rough path since I'm not really well read so my writing is pretty dry.
3) Do you think any great artists drank soda pop?
Possibly.
>>9485984
>1) Why aren't you writing right now?
I'm not a writer
>2)Why haven't you finished your novel?
I'm not writing a novel
>3) Do you think any great artists drank soda pop?
Probably
1. I am, right now! (well actually taking a short break to formulate some ideas running around in my head)
2. I just started it today (If you mean my earlier novels, they are either done or I just don't have any passion for them right now)
3. Well, I'm sure my favorite author, Robert Heinlein drank a Coca-Cola or something, once in a while
>>9487500
>teaches at the college that requires it
>never heard of it
Nice story, son
>>9485984
>1) Why aren't you writing right now?
I either don't know what to write about (everything up to Nietzsche at least seems so boring and unoriginal, but it's not like I have a lot of groundbreaking ideas. Plus I really dislike symbolism in books), feel inadequate to write about it (either because of a lack of worldbuilding or lack of a plan) , or don't feel like continuing after less than a page!
>>9489699
>Everything after Nietzsche is boring.
>Nietzsche's last work was published 130 years ago.
Are you baiting, retarded, or lazy?
>>9485984
>Do you think any great artists drank soda pop?
Real writers only consume solar energy and the morning dew.
>>9485984
>1) Why aren't you writing right now?
Because I'm supposed to be studying for my exam in nuclear physics.
>2)Why haven't you finished your novel?
Because I don't even intend to write one at this point. Now I only want to finish some poems (fuck fixed verse).
>3) Do you think any great artists drank soda pop?
No
>>9490355
oh boner not now
>>9490580
Good taste. Just see how is grabbing that microphone...
>I only write on my diary. Thing keeps me sane and healthy.
>Those arenĀ“t my aspirations.
>No, the faggots prefer to smoke and kill themselves slowly.