>tfw you will never be a Ancient Era victorious war hero that

Even if you loved back then you'd more likely be javelined like a big fat pig and trampled on by hundreds of enemy soldiers. Your bones would never leave the mud you died in.

>>9482932
Naw dude, you wouldn't be Achilles or Odysseus.
You'd more likely be one of the suitors who tries to get a crack at his wife on Argos only to get speared by the big alpha upon his return.

>>9482970
I would be some blacksmith or farmer not even mentioned

Next to Christ, even those glories seem like so much dust

>>9483620

Greek mythology sounds more appealing that Jewish mythology desu senpai