We come up with phony book titles and other anons work out what

Time flies tomorrow
The chameleons song
Manchester maid

Torquato Tasso: Fuckfest in Ferrara

Piss Jug Chug-a-Lug

"Aight now listen up, there be two kinds of hos', my man": The Eddie Garcia Story

Invitation to a Re-Heading

>>9481285

Nice Fraser references

>>9481180
A Soliloquy for Gregor:

Gregor is the first computer to have evolving and free thinking abilities. He can think, understand, and process. In short, he's the first self-conscious machine. He's not a robot but a giant warehouse full of servers and hardware. However, Gregor has no idea of the outside world or what created him. (think like a mute and death person born in a vegetable state). The book is from the narration of the head engineer who is the only person that can really translate the output codes that Gregor is creating. Gregor is engineered with a few corner stone thoughts: 1) He is alive 2) There is death. The whole book is about Gregor's thought process evolving and the universal truths he discovers and unknownly feed to the head engineer. The head engineer's life changes based on the discoveries/ ideas that Gregor creates. Perhaps the engineer even lies about some of the output thoughts Gregor creates...
>Chromosomes and Calvary
>Who Loves the Sun?
>Trumpets Sound at Rose Hill
>Drink

>>9481951
In the end, Gregor just goes mad and starts outputting "KILL SELF" on streams of print. The lead engineer tries to turn off the printing function and even tries to shut Gregor down, but he just keeps manically printing out miles of paper. In the end, a literal tidal wave of suicidal thoughts fills the warehouse and crushes some of the staff to death and causes a fire.

The final scene is the engineer standing on a hill, haphazardly straightening his glasses and watchingthe flames engulf the warehouse while firefighters try and rescue the few staff that remain.

>>9481180
Never Ending Memery
The meme of the new meme
Farewall to memes
Memeology
sweet meme, bro
>memey

>>9481285
>The chameleons song

A shitty YA novel about a girl that discovers she can blend in with her surroundings like a chameleon. She uses this power to go invisible and pry into the secret lives of her classmates.

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>>9481951
>>9482006

>>9481951
>>9482006
I'd read it

>>9482013
>The meme of the new meme

Dr. E.G. McFart's new expose regarding his recent studies on the correlation of posting memes and being a faggot.

"It has always been known that those who post memes are left vulnerable all nature's of sheer faggotry, but it was not until recent years that science has come to understand the true nature of the damage that is at stake. One subject posted a single image of pepe the frog, and within a matter of moments had like a gazillion dicks in his mouth."

Fuck Shit Get Money Nigga: The Early Years

Encore Savage

Gravity's Jest

>>9482021
Nope, it's a southern Gothic rip off of the Divine Comedy.
>Winters were harsh on the farm

The Waterwheel

The Merchant in the Tower