my 8th grade student keeps saying she wants to read pic related.

stop larping on the internet

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yolo op

>>9468969
Let her read it. If she wants to fuck you after she's a brainlet and not worth the orgasm.

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>>9468969
>what do

Be honest and say it is out of her age range. If Lolita is on your school library's shelves it is not forbidden. It's a free country. She can check it out on her own, without needing your explicit permission, but she won't understand Nabokov's meaning. She's a kid, not a dirty old man/cougar. An 8th grader might accept this answer.

If you want to report her flirtatious behavior out of concern for her safety/home situation (and NOT as a precaution for your career), stop being a faggot and do so.

Tread carefully op.

>>9468969
Tell her parents and your department head, recommend they allow her to do so as it is a masterwork, and explain that you are telling them in full disclosure due to content matter.

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>>9469050
here drink this hemlock

>>9468969
What sort of psychsexual shit? You can´t just pique my interest like that. Also this kind of thing can be nurturing and benefical to the developement of character, if performed correctly and with enough wisdom. I mean, that is what tantra is, psycho-sexual and religious self-developement.

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"If it's so difficult maybe you could read it to me, professor"

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>>9469303
>"professhurr"

>tfw Jodie Foster was the Lindsey Lohan of the 1970s
>tfw your ideals have been shaped by industry
>tfw am i even a real person

>>9469351
she is ugly brah

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>>9469452

>>9469460
holy shit that manjaw

>>9469452
brah it is not for me to say whether she is ugly or not. she is objectively beautiful because she is on tv. that is the point.

>>9469460
np has always had me naked and petrified and covered with hot grits but she only ever seemed like an airhead. especially funny was a pro-israel screed she wrote for her college when she was like 19.

>>9469573
>she only ever seemed like an airhead

They don't let airheads into my alma mater.

>>9469573
She was born in Jerusalem

>>9469039
>and NOT as a precaution for your career
Yes, good. Remember, goys, listen and believe.

>>9469635
Is that what they told you when you got in?

>>9468969
>I should report
yes dumbass.

if your in Australia then you already know the laws on mandatory reporting for teachers.

to be honest your not fit to be teaching if youve let the situation get this far without reporting it.

>>9470552
Because a girl saying she wants to read a widely lauded classic book is totally something that implies he's "let" any "situation get this far"

Autistic to the max.

>>9468969
She has probably just heard the book talked up by someone she looks up to. If you have no other concerns than her wanting to read Lolita, there's nothing to report. If you have an inkling that she is getting abused at home, mandatory reporting etc. Etc.

A girl reads Lolita because it is a romance novel. It is like 50 shades of gray and twilight, don't argue with me.

>>9470595
>Lolita is a romance novel
>don't argue with me
t. psued brainlet who hasn't read a book since Kindergarden

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Lana Del Rey has an album based on the book. Your student probably is a fan and wanted to read it because of that. Be careful of course, but reading the situation as being more than it is could be a red flag to some.

>>9469303
>>9469351
>>9469452
>>9469460
She's a lesbian you nitwits. That reaction GIF is largely used by the lesbian community.

>>9470609
>Monroe
Jesus christ she makes my heart pound and then feel suffering at the knowledge that 99% of her audience look at her like a fucktoy instead of an actual human being who is cute and attractive, and she's either too naive or too brainwashed to realize/care.

I hate men and I hate pornography.

/off-topic

>>9471286
tits or gtfo

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>>9471295
Dozo.

>>9471386
Why so hairy?

>>9471390
SRY gene triggering the development of testes which produce testosterone and ultimately lead to development of thicker follicles starting with puberty.