What fonts make your dick hard when you open a book? I

>>9465827
Bryce's is unironically the best

Caslon.

>>9465827
comic sans

>>9465827
I find helvetica little better than comic sans. Gotta agree with you that Garamond is the perfect,

Palatino Linotype is the best font for books and it isn't close

>>9465827
>telex
Uh so why are they all for the same position, do they print them up before they know who's getting it? I never saw the movie

>>9466153
Companies can have many people with the Vice President title my dude

>Firstname LASTNAME
>every single one
how am i supposed to choose when they're all the same

>>9466160
They're literally all Vice President of Mergers and Acquisitions though, and they all have the same telephone, fax, and telex numbers

>>9466170
That's partly the point of the movie.

>>9466167
That's the joke in the movie

objective card ranking:
bryce > van patten > bateman > allen

eggshell white > opaque

>Patrick and Paul both misspell acquisitions as 'aquismons'
what the fuck is going on

Van Patten> Bateman> Allen> Bryce
>>9466314
Material is not as important as font

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>>9466543
But anon, material is fundamental to ideal. Of course it's more important.

>>9466543
you would rank paul allen's tacky card over bryce's? the typesetting on bateman's is clearly poor: notice the improper kerning of the ampersand at the top right. the alternation in baselines for the numerical characters is also somewhat awkward; an old-style serif font is ill-suited for those purposes.

Would've been funny if Patrick's card actually said Murders and Executions

Mason & Dixon's font is really nice

>>9465827
Times New Roman

For me, it's Georgia.

>>9466500
are you retard?

>>9470338
Lol xd

>>9466543
Correct