Can someone please give me a few ideas for a pen name? Everything

>>9457880
Faggot Mcsucker

Gayman Gundamlover

Cheeseburger Fagboy

Hairy Styles

Thomas Pynchon

Crapper McClure

Unimaginativehackwriter Notalent

literally just use a name generator, fag

Conrad McDong

"...i just cant wait to get my hands on the new McDong novel", Chloe said to Lisa

Gart Tweez

Max Stevens

>>9457880
Raymond price

D'Angelo Y. Estrada

>>9457880
Your first and middle name's initials, and your last name. Either that or your first name and then your last name's initials.

Merv Coolsteed

Proob Albert

Use your pet's name as first name and the street name you live on as your last name.

t.Rascal Hamlin

sebastian ice

get a job

Mario Q. Lopez

Benito Camelo

F.A.G. Kirkpatrick

Oliver East

>>9457931
Former is much better than latter

>>9457880

LE PEN

If you're a male, make it female and/or minority sounding.

Not even joking.

Johnny Cream

Jared F. Hitler

Mine is literally an anagram of my actual name

Floppy Boner

Skinny Penis

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Dirk something. A pseudonym should always begin with Dirk.

>>9457880
Joe Whitmore-Whitaker

>>9457952
i thought that was for porn...

t. Sparky Buckingham

Buddy Williard
Franz Kofta
Chester Barchester
Johnny McGoodboy
Herman Shelbyville
Ray Cobster
Wharton Bloom

>>9457952
Socrates Windrush?

>>9457880
Frangipani Runcible

F.M. Cornball

John Self

>>9457952
>Schrodinger Barbeth

>>9457952
>Barbarossa Stettiner
Sounds Jewish.

>>9457880
G.D Williams.

>>9457880
Literally Who

Peter E. Dophile

Rikkle Dinklestein von Botchledronk Fotchet-Honk the Stronk the Fourth of July

Phomas Tynchon

Depends on what you're writing and what kind of persona you want to convey. I like the name "Bertrand."

Bertrand Kellen

>>9457959
i have a job dummy

>>9457975
i was thinking of first name being super black actually, is that risking criticism though ? like cultural appropriation?

>>9457880
Eichiro Oda.

>>9458611
i wrote 2 collections of shorts, one is sort of sentimental and sad about erosion at a beach town (and the people that live there)
the other is sort of surreal/fantasy about a brothel that drugs its customers with "magic" candy. its overtly sexual, but i dont know how erotic it is, because its meant to be really bizarre, but its pretty graphic and i dont want to connect it with the other story by the same name.

>>9457952
>Luna Hadley
I don't want to sound like a girl.

>>9459785
you're F.A.G. Kirkpatrick. deal with it.

>>9457880
Latin that remotely sounds like a name.

>>9457952
Amos Saint Francis?

>>9457952
>Baxter Parks

>>9457880
Reece Pond
Toovis Postor
Yurmo Therwill
Diane Hirslepe

Bungo Saint Bloodraven
Sturgis Pinocchio
Luis Humongous
Salvador Santino
Carl "CJ" Johnson
Waldo the Magnificent
Mack Blackdove
Sergio Clinton
Christopher Poole
Christopher Lambert
Big Junior
Elfie Stardust
Janet Louisiana

>>9457880

E. Labrat Rous

F. Stanskii

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>>9457880

>can't come up with a pen name
>wants to be a writer

Call yourself Jamal Rastafarious and any old shit you churn out will get published

>>9459785
Gives you a bigger shot at being published

>>9462479
Robert F. Stankfoot/feet

>>9461914
i like it

>>9457880
Paint Huffington

Jude the Pseud
Albus Dumbledore-Rothschild
Tupac Shakur Jr
Sandy Crevice
Ayn Randy

>>9457952
Dice Alexander
Or
Dice Delisle

>>9457952
Kit-kat lake boulevard